my favorite house/wilson stories
1.) Great Overview of House/Wilson fics Giuliana's Fanfic Rec Site (157 fics)
2.) imagi_nation22's rec list
My Favorites
1.) elicia8's Inertia
Rated R, Summary: "A patient of Wilson's snaps, and Wilson deals with the aftermath."
2.) Syal's Blow the Candles Out
It's Wilson's birthday.
"Did I ever tell you about how I wanted this army action figure and no one ever got it for me?"
3.) mer_duff's House Rules
Humor, Rated G. The Treaty of Prinston-Plainsboro
“Chase plays Scrabble like he just got off the boat. He flushed all the ‘z’s down the toilet and sulked for days when we wouldn’t let him spell ‘color’ with a ‘u’.”
4.) awwsugah's The World Spins Madly On
Dark, Rated PG, spoilers for Merry Little Christmas.
"I thought of you and where you'd gone
And the world spins madly on."
5.) _starrystarry's For Keeps
Humor, PG-13, House hiring the ducklings.
“Interviews tomorrow. I need new questions. Would you double down with a pair of threes?”
6.) perspi's The Longest Weekend
Dark, harrowing theme, rated R. Summary: House gets a taste of his own medicine.
7.) _starrystarry's Open Parenthesis
PG-13, quiet Wilson character study.
"It’s one thing not to love someone. A kind of sick advantage, even, one that he’s enjoyed, like being smarter than his partners or being good at meeting parents.
It’s another thing entirely not to be loved."
8.) swordkat's Peace and I Don't Belong Here
Dark, PG-13, music themed (incl. Creep by Radiohead).
9.) petrichor-fizz's If the Shoe Fits... [or 'It's So Hard to Tell Who's Going to Love You the Best']
Pg-13, crack!fic.
"You will be trapped in this body until true love's kiss sets you free!" cackled Tritter, and disappeared in a wad of nicotine gum.
10.) awwsugah's Taking Notice PG, sweet, sad, quiet.
“You've got a freckle behind your right ear.” Wilson almost flinched and looked back up at House with surprise.
11.) inkblot-fiend's If you can't beat them
Humor, ficlet, PG, first kiss.
He tried to explain that he and House were just good friends, that they had similar senses of humour, that their personal cycles of self-destruction had merely got in synch over the years, creating the illusion of intimacy.
12.) kribban's Irreversible
Rated Adult, angst. It took Wilson many years to forgive himself.
13.) finding_jay's Ides of March
Rated Adult, Angst. Summary: So... reality was wrong. Reality is almost always wrong.
14.) simple__man's Brilliant
Humor, Rated G, kid!fic without the kid, all-dialogue.
"Despite his overall aptitude in every subject, we're seeing some fluctuations in his grades that have us concerned."
"Do you have a twin? Or is this the royal 'we'?"
"House..."
"Sorry, but we feel that referring to ourselves in the third person is putting it on a bit thick."
Other stories from this verse here.
15.) ignazwisdom's A Modest Proposal
Rated NC-17. A re-write of season 3, spoilers up until Merry Little Christmas/the whole Tritter-arc, AU from there-on. Summary: Wilson's testimony could still send House to jail, so they try to find a way around it.
16.) fourteencandles' The Body Found
Drama, angst, Rated R. One day, Wilson goes missing.
17.) triedunture's Before
Rated R-ish, a pre-show fic, starting with Wilson's first day at PPTH.
18.) snarry-splitpea's On Loan Humor, rated R, crack!fic.
- “You’re going to watch me pick up this rock, mumble to myself, open my eyes… and then you’re going to laugh at me.”
-”Right, so, what have you got to lose?”
-”My dignity!!!”
- ”You have no dignity.”
19.) glitterati's The Fine and Subtle Art of Cardiology
Humor, PG, lots of fluff.
"How did you find out?"
"You're terrible at keeping secrets, James," House says.
"So you overheard somebody in a hallway," Wilson concludes.
"I overheard somebody in a hallway," House concedes.
20.) recrudescence's Smooth
Rated NC-17, crack!fic, involves cross-dressing (let's face it: there should be lots and lots more of that).
“Dress” was not the proper word.
“Fetish,” that was just a dirty word.
“Taking laziness to an art form” was infinitely more appropriate.
21.) mer_duff's In the big house
Humor. Summary: A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting right next to you.
22.) triedunture's The Fate Machine future!fic
23.) nekocatmanga's Thank God for Sneezing
Fic about the Season 4 promo pictures
24.) nightvision's The One Where They Get Turned Into Penguins
crack!fic, title says it all.
Foreman shook his head as he sat down. "There are things a man does not need to see in his lifetime," he said. "And his boss having penguin sex is one of them."
Both House and Wilson were incapacitated with sudden-onset turning-into-a-penguin (Chase wanted to call it 'penguinitis', but he was vetoed by pretty much everyone ever).
25.) nightvision's The One Where Wilson Finds A Triceratops In His Office and more of her crack!fic/other stuff here.
26.) deelaundry's Pillory
27.) jerico cacaw's Balloons. angsty
28.) deelaundry's Keeper
Great AU verse, rated R, crossover between the Church-verse and My Father's Son -verse.
29.) arwen_kenobi's Speaking and Hearing
30.) starling's For Every Closed Door House/Dead Like Me crossover
31.) asynca's Reconnect
“Well, you’ve got the trifecta. Death, resurrection and the beard.” At House’s prompting stare, Wilson elaborated, “Your heart lapsed into V-fib. You had to be converted.”
“How many-”
“Nine times.”
House’s brow arched. “That’s against hospital policy,” he noted.
“Screw hospital policy,” Wilson said pleasantly. “It’s their fault for giving me the paddles.”
2.) imagi_nation22's rec list
My Favorites
1.) elicia8's Inertia
Rated R, Summary: "A patient of Wilson's snaps, and Wilson deals with the aftermath."
2.) Syal's Blow the Candles Out
It's Wilson's birthday.
"Did I ever tell you about how I wanted this army action figure and no one ever got it for me?"
3.) mer_duff's House Rules
Humor, Rated G. The Treaty of Prinston-Plainsboro
“Chase plays Scrabble like he just got off the boat. He flushed all the ‘z’s down the toilet and sulked for days when we wouldn’t let him spell ‘color’ with a ‘u’.”
4.) awwsugah's The World Spins Madly On
Dark, Rated PG, spoilers for Merry Little Christmas.
"I thought of you and where you'd gone
And the world spins madly on."
5.) _starrystarry's For Keeps
Humor, PG-13, House hiring the ducklings.
“Interviews tomorrow. I need new questions. Would you double down with a pair of threes?”
6.) perspi's The Longest Weekend
Dark, harrowing theme, rated R. Summary: House gets a taste of his own medicine.
7.) _starrystarry's Open Parenthesis
PG-13, quiet Wilson character study.
"It’s one thing not to love someone. A kind of sick advantage, even, one that he’s enjoyed, like being smarter than his partners or being good at meeting parents.
It’s another thing entirely not to be loved."
8.) swordkat's Peace and I Don't Belong Here
Dark, PG-13, music themed (incl. Creep by Radiohead).
9.) petrichor-fizz's If the Shoe Fits... [or 'It's So Hard to Tell Who's Going to Love You the Best']
Pg-13, crack!fic.
"You will be trapped in this body until true love's kiss sets you free!" cackled Tritter, and disappeared in a wad of nicotine gum.
10.) awwsugah's Taking Notice PG, sweet, sad, quiet.
“You've got a freckle behind your right ear.” Wilson almost flinched and looked back up at House with surprise.
11.) inkblot-fiend's If you can't beat them
Humor, ficlet, PG, first kiss.
He tried to explain that he and House were just good friends, that they had similar senses of humour, that their personal cycles of self-destruction had merely got in synch over the years, creating the illusion of intimacy.
12.) kribban's Irreversible
Rated Adult, angst. It took Wilson many years to forgive himself.
13.) finding_jay's Ides of March
Rated Adult, Angst. Summary: So... reality was wrong. Reality is almost always wrong.
14.) simple__man's Brilliant
Humor, Rated G, kid!fic without the kid, all-dialogue.
"Despite his overall aptitude in every subject, we're seeing some fluctuations in his grades that have us concerned."
"Do you have a twin? Or is this the royal 'we'?"
"House..."
"Sorry, but we feel that referring to ourselves in the third person is putting it on a bit thick."
Other stories from this verse here.
15.) ignazwisdom's A Modest Proposal
Rated NC-17. A re-write of season 3, spoilers up until Merry Little Christmas/the whole Tritter-arc, AU from there-on. Summary: Wilson's testimony could still send House to jail, so they try to find a way around it.
16.) fourteencandles' The Body Found
Drama, angst, Rated R. One day, Wilson goes missing.
17.) triedunture's Before
Rated R-ish, a pre-show fic, starting with Wilson's first day at PPTH.
18.) snarry-splitpea's On Loan Humor, rated R, crack!fic.
- “You’re going to watch me pick up this rock, mumble to myself, open my eyes… and then you’re going to laugh at me.”
-”Right, so, what have you got to lose?”
-”My dignity!!!”
- ”You have no dignity.”
19.) glitterati's The Fine and Subtle Art of Cardiology
Humor, PG, lots of fluff.
"How did you find out?"
"You're terrible at keeping secrets, James," House says.
"So you overheard somebody in a hallway," Wilson concludes.
"I overheard somebody in a hallway," House concedes.
20.) recrudescence's Smooth
Rated NC-17, crack!fic, involves cross-dressing (let's face it: there should be lots and lots more of that).
“Dress” was not the proper word.
“Fetish,” that was just a dirty word.
“Taking laziness to an art form” was infinitely more appropriate.
21.) mer_duff's In the big house
Humor. Summary: A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting right next to you.
22.) triedunture's The Fate Machine future!fic
23.) nekocatmanga's Thank God for Sneezing
Fic about the Season 4 promo pictures
24.) nightvision's The One Where They Get Turned Into Penguins
crack!fic, title says it all.
Foreman shook his head as he sat down. "There are things a man does not need to see in his lifetime," he said. "And his boss having penguin sex is one of them."
Both House and Wilson were incapacitated with sudden-onset turning-into-a-penguin (Chase wanted to call it 'penguinitis', but he was vetoed by pretty much everyone ever).
25.) nightvision's The One Where Wilson Finds A Triceratops In His Office and more of her crack!fic/other stuff here.
26.) deelaundry's Pillory
27.) jerico cacaw's Balloons. angsty
28.) deelaundry's Keeper
Great AU verse, rated R, crossover between the Church-verse and My Father's Son -verse.
29.) arwen_kenobi's Speaking and Hearing
30.) starling's For Every Closed Door House/Dead Like Me crossover
31.) asynca's Reconnect
“Well, you’ve got the trifecta. Death, resurrection and the beard.” At House’s prompting stare, Wilson elaborated, “Your heart lapsed into V-fib. You had to be converted.”
“How many-”
“Nine times.”
House’s brow arched. “That’s against hospital policy,” he noted.
“Screw hospital policy,” Wilson said pleasantly. “It’s their fault for giving me the paddles.”