[[school politics]]
I was called out of class. A prefect wanted to see me. Oh, no actually three of them. One the vice president of the senior prefects, the other the vice president of the afternoon of junior prefects and another a big blabbermouth busybody, who happens to be my classmate and I'm related to her. Somehow. So the senior greeted me "Hello. Nice to meet you". [Gag] "Gee, you're big". [No, I'm not. You're puny]. "Your name's been raised in the prefects' meeting and it is a serious case so I'm here to talk to you." [Gee, thanks.] I was blur. Out cold. Comatose. Incomprehensive. I din't do nothing seriously offensive. I said that. "Oh, but you see, we've reminded you over and over again that you should button the top of your baju kurung, and don't fold your sleeve over the limit and fold your socks and not eat in class" Right. That. That's nothing serious. I told her. "Not serious? Do you know the accumulated penalty points could throw you out of the school?" Yeah, sure. And the Education Department is run by goblins. That's nothing. I said that. "Nothing? [shakes head][acts as if I'm a stupid ogre and she's a big momma trying to console her stubborn kid]" Duh. It's not the end of the world. Those rules are stupid. I don't believe them. I don't follow them. She heard that. "[shocked face][exasperated] But you should follow them, I'm here to counsel you into not doing them again. Once your name's mentioned in the meeting, it's serious". Hey, missy, it's not my fault some senior prefects' got a problem with me, they thought I was a stupid baby junior, I gave them shit for shit, they get their authorised ass on me. I don't button my baju kurung, it does not reveal my chest, it shows the same amount of flesh that those pinafored girls show and do you know how effing hot and suffocating is to button it? We live in Malaysia. Hello? And for goddamn sake's I don't believe this. Yay, I'm a criminal. Anything else? "[throws hand in the manner of saying she gives up] Alright, I'm through. [touches my hand][I recoiled] Try to behave. Will you?" Yeah ... whatever. I buzzed off. The two bozos butted in sometime, but I don't think they're worth my time. How blatantly stoo-peed is this? For God's sake, try leaving me alone. I'm not doing harm to the teacher or the students or the school. Why don't you stupid hypocrites in blue, try solving the real problems, like the currently-inactive-but-once-very-active thievery going on and the obvious racism probs *?
* There's this one cunt in my class that is an outright racist. Her name's Shazreen and she's a Malay and she's a downright bitch. She stares sardonically at non-Malays, and will just hit you painfully when you're not looking and laugh her bloody psychopathic ass off then. Once during a game in English class, we were supposed to find adjectives to fit to certain nouns. The noun was "baboon". I saw her. She was bloody prepared, acted not prepared and added the word "Indian" to the long list of degrading adjectives [stupid, idiotic, retarded etc.]. Shal heard that. I din't. She told me. I told everyone else I knew. She's a dog, that one. If she had said Chinese, her eye would have seen stars. Shal controlled herself. She said she din't want to act like some disgraceful creature. She's damn right.
p/s : Hotmail's being a downright bitch. I need a new account.
* There's this one cunt in my class that is an outright racist. Her name's Shazreen and she's a Malay and she's a downright bitch. She stares sardonically at non-Malays, and will just hit you painfully when you're not looking and laugh her bloody psychopathic ass off then. Once during a game in English class, we were supposed to find adjectives to fit to certain nouns. The noun was "baboon". I saw her. She was bloody prepared, acted not prepared and added the word "Indian" to the long list of degrading adjectives [stupid, idiotic, retarded etc.]. Shal heard that. I din't. She told me. I told everyone else I knew. She's a dog, that one. If she had said Chinese, her eye would have seen stars. Shal controlled herself. She said she din't want to act like some disgraceful creature. She's damn right.
p/s : Hotmail's being a downright bitch. I need a new account.