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Apr 24, 2004 10:59

THE END IS NEAR THE END IS NEAR!!!

So I was sitting in my room reminising about the past and I thought 'man it feels like just yesterday I was a freshman wondering when I was going to be a senior.' Now here I am, weeks away. Schools almost over and time has gone by way to fast. What the fuck? This is bullshit!

Anyways I got in a fight for a movie at the video store. There I was looking for a movie and I saw the last one and reached for it and so did this other guy. Now I wasn't to particularly intrested in this movie until this guy tried to pull it from my hand. That changed everything. I responded with and 'excuse me?' Now this guy is about 4 inches shorter then me, has dreadlocks, is stocky, not very clean looking and kind of smelled. He said he was sorry and tried to give me some bullshit. Then things got intresting, only because I am a stupid idiot and had to say 'next time don't go trying to rip movies out of peoples hands.' Which of course started a little confrontation. He then responded with something mean like fuck you or whatnot and I replied fucking hippy. Then he actually grabbed the movie out of my hand which surprised me because I thought he was going for a low blow or a shot to the kidney. He then says 'fuck you' and walks towards the check out counter. I am still kind of surprised when I realize that this smelly fucker just took my movie so I went in for the kill. He knew I was coming and tried to get to open check out line. I ran after him and grabbed his shoulder and then preceeded to tell him that I was sorry for what I said and he was about to say something when I snatched the movie back and ran. That got everyones intrest in the movie store and I ran to the back and If I might say so, cleverly switched the movie cases(because they are black and all look that same) and "accidently" ran into a shelf and dropped the "movie" which he snatched and then proceeded to the check out line while I acted like I was in pain from running into a shelf. He then proceeded to leave after the check out and looked at my face to see me glaring. He then displayed a look of satisfaction and walked out.
I then calmly walked to the check out line and checked out the actual movie and left like nothing had happened. And of course the check out people are in relative shock. I then walk to my car and get in only to see the hippy dude realizing I duped him. He then probably watched me drive away.
However the movie sucked however the sweet victory made it watchable.
P.S. this is a MOSTLY true story.
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