Hot Dog Neck
Dear John,
You're a dick, so I took my own retribution. It felt good too! Much better than what doing the right thing would have felt like. I can assure you of that.
Would you have done any different? Most likely you would have, because you don't have this kick ass marker to draw on your back while your blacked out asleep.
I still rolled you over on your side so you can live to drink another day.
Thanks Buddy for everything! Although I am still disappointed that you didn't kill any real baby seals for
me. You said you would.
Enjoy yourself, I know I will.