This is sooo highschool ... but shut up! that's why.
105 Things You Might Not Have Known About Me!!!
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
No...
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
a year and six months ...
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
The gift of waking up for another day.
4. Ever dropped a cell phone?
Yeah, I drop them as frequently as I drop beats.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
I rode my bike last night ... had a 40 lb. ruck march/jog a week ago ...
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Guns and ammunition.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Chef Boyardee's finest
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX!
If they're really worth noticing I'll kind of notice everything at once. Otherwise, probably just the boobs.
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
For What It's Worth- Buffalo Springfield
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
My mom's house
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
SCHS
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
T-Mobile
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE(S):
The Knife store. And ...
14.LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
The National Guard- 5 years to go.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
No. Gambling's a sin.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Not intentionally and not sober.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
My sister's ... sometime late last century or 2000 or somewhere in there.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
I'd call the private Island salesman. Start my own country and rule it with a velvet fist.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
When I went to take a piss : )
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Chinese at Basha's
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD?
Everything from my recruiter's mouth, pretty much.
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Maria's. Or Super Burrito. The people make the place though.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
I ain't died yet.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
Cars are too mainstream for me.
26. BEST KISSER?
Fuck You.
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
When I was really drunk ... in the bathtub.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD:
Anything with tentacles
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My eyes and face in general, my legs, my hands and feet, my determination, my wit, my ability to do good at stuff sometimes but not really.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Fatness in the neck and the midsection, lack of upper body strength, poor running capability, laziness, failure to finish what I start, upsetting people, always doing shit wrong, etc.
31. FAVORITE COLOR:
Rust, O.D. Green, Desert Tan, Khaki, assorted blues, black, etc.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
ummmm ... all night guard duty except 2 hours of sleep. Fuck Victory Forge.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Lord of War, Hostel, Sin City, V for Vendetta, out of the newer ones.
34. CAN YOU SING?
Even better, I can call cadence. That's practical singing.
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?:
The Soldier Show, Fort Jackson, SC
36. LAST KISS?
That would be Maria the Great.
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Hmmm ... I mooch off my sister's netflix, so I guess Hostel.
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
My Swiss Army Knife, the most sacred of tools and weapons.
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
Liberia?
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
If wishes were laptops, beggars would be able to look at porn in bed.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Everyone around me at times. George Carlin. Carlos Mencia. Dane Cook. Sam Kinison. Dave Chappelle. Margaret Cho.
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Only when trying to look cool.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
clothes are not for sleeping in.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
Usually Maria ... sometimes a battered old Winchester '94. Sometimes just my memories.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
Nope, not in the long run. Avoid them at all costs children.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Only a few times in other people's cars. Once with my friend when I was 16 or so, with 1 rifle and 3 handguns and expired tags and no seatbelts. That was good times.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes. Better yet, waffles.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
On occasion. Mostly in cold weather in the field.
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled. Anything less would be uncivilized.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
I do. I am clearly two people.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
Ry-Ry
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
Probably your mom.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
Not your business homie.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS? two
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
tank top and ancient board shorts.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG
"I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine."
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J SANDWICH?:
Strawberry
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
I can do whatever the hell I want.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
see above answer.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
Chunky munky or mint chocolate chip or plain dairy queen
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?:
hell yes, land-nav is the shit. and I don't understand GPS's
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF
No.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
Yes, our theme was drunkards.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?:
Summer. Midday. Cuz nobody else likes it.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Uncle O'Grimacey hassling English people in the name of a free and united Ireland. And the shamrock shake.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
9ish and then 11ish
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
When it ends.
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
The pigs know better.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
Monty, my asian box turtle. Still going strong.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
The real ones were cool, but they're played out now.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
Going out to Florence to shoot stuff and get paid for it.
78. BIRTHDATE:
12:24 AM Friday, June 6th 1986, Anno Domini
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
Alive and free.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
No.
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
hell no.
88. DO YOU HAVE ON EYELINER?
Not for over a year now.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
Yes. I should be with her now but instead I'm wasting precious life on LJ...
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
Africa. Africa like a motherfucker.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
No but you are.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
IT goes way beyond that. But yes, I do.
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Herschel Grundlestein.
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
Black
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
I'm not in school.
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
My life is a vacation bitch.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
No, if I wanted that I'd be a coastie.
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
Two. Beat that.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
No, but I'm sure your mother is.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
Madly.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Yes, I've even worked there a couple days.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Maria. Maybe Buddha.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
St. Michael.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Take a shower and go see the loveliest of women.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
No...
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
a year and six months ...
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
The gift of waking up for another day.
4. Ever dropped a cell phone?
Yeah, I drop them as frequently as I drop beats.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
I rode my bike last night ... had a 40 lb. ruck march/jog a week ago ...
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Guns and ammunition.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Chef Boyardee's finest
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX!
If they're really worth noticing I'll kind of notice everything at once. Otherwise, probably just the boobs.
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
For What It's Worth- Buffalo Springfield
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
My mom's house
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
SCHS
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
T-Mobile
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE(S):
The Knife store. And ...
14.LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
The National Guard- 5 years to go.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
No. Gambling's a sin.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Not intentionally and not sober.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
My sister's ... sometime late last century or 2000 or somewhere in there.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
I'd call the private Island salesman. Start my own country and rule it with a velvet fist.
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
When I went to take a piss : )
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Chinese at Basha's
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD?
Everything from my recruiter's mouth, pretty much.
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Maria's. Or Super Burrito. The people make the place though.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
I ain't died yet.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
Cars are too mainstream for me.
26. BEST KISSER?
Fuck You.
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
When I was really drunk ... in the bathtub.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD:
Anything with tentacles
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My eyes and face in general, my legs, my hands and feet, my determination, my wit, my ability to do good at stuff sometimes but not really.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Fatness in the neck and the midsection, lack of upper body strength, poor running capability, laziness, failure to finish what I start, upsetting people, always doing shit wrong, etc.
31. FAVORITE COLOR:
Rust, O.D. Green, Desert Tan, Khaki, assorted blues, black, etc.
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
ummmm ... all night guard duty except 2 hours of sleep. Fuck Victory Forge.
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Lord of War, Hostel, Sin City, V for Vendetta, out of the newer ones.
34. CAN YOU SING?
Even better, I can call cadence. That's practical singing.
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?:
The Soldier Show, Fort Jackson, SC
36. LAST KISS?
That would be Maria the Great.
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Hmmm ... I mooch off my sister's netflix, so I guess Hostel.
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
My Swiss Army Knife, the most sacred of tools and weapons.
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
Liberia?
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
If wishes were laptops, beggars would be able to look at porn in bed.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Everyone around me at times. George Carlin. Carlos Mencia. Dane Cook. Sam Kinison. Dave Chappelle. Margaret Cho.
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Only when trying to look cool.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
clothes are not for sleeping in.
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
Usually Maria ... sometimes a battered old Winchester '94. Sometimes just my memories.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
Nope, not in the long run. Avoid them at all costs children.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Only a few times in other people's cars. Once with my friend when I was 16 or so, with 1 rifle and 3 handguns and expired tags and no seatbelts. That was good times.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes. Better yet, waffles.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
On occasion. Mostly in cold weather in the field.
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled. Anything less would be uncivilized.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
I do. I am clearly two people.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
Ry-Ry
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
Probably your mom.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
Not your business homie.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS? two
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
tank top and ancient board shorts.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG
"I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine."
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J SANDWICH?:
Strawberry
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
I can do whatever the hell I want.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
see above answer.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
Chunky munky or mint chocolate chip or plain dairy queen
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?:
hell yes, land-nav is the shit. and I don't understand GPS's
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF
No.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
Yes, our theme was drunkards.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?:
Summer. Midday. Cuz nobody else likes it.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Uncle O'Grimacey hassling English people in the name of a free and united Ireland. And the shamrock shake.
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
9ish and then 11ish
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
When it ends.
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
The pigs know better.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
Monty, my asian box turtle. Still going strong.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
The real ones were cool, but they're played out now.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
Going out to Florence to shoot stuff and get paid for it.
78. BIRTHDATE:
12:24 AM Friday, June 6th 1986, Anno Domini
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
Alive and free.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
No.
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
hell no.
88. DO YOU HAVE ON EYELINER?
Not for over a year now.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
Yes. I should be with her now but instead I'm wasting precious life on LJ...
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
Africa. Africa like a motherfucker.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
No but you are.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
IT goes way beyond that. But yes, I do.
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Herschel Grundlestein.
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
Black
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
I'm not in school.
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
My life is a vacation bitch.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
No, if I wanted that I'd be a coastie.
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
Two. Beat that.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
No, but I'm sure your mother is.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
Madly.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Yes, I've even worked there a couple days.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Maria. Maybe Buddha.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
St. Michael.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Take a shower and go see the loveliest of women.