April 29, 2008
Sam,
I've been a dick a lot this year. I've tried to make up for it, spent a lot of time giving you advice and trying to be the people you've lost so things suck less. I know it doesn't work sometimes, but I gotta try. I hope that's okay. Thing is, what scares me most right now I guess is who is gonna boss you around when I'm not here. So I'm gonna get my punches in now. If things stay golden, I'll be around to laugh at your stupid face when you find this. If I'm not and you don't have to listen to me gettin my freak on in the next room anymore, I will still be laughing at your stupid face, just from further away. So remember.
1. Bite her. Not too hard, though.
2. Stay in school. Yeah I know. But I mean don't stop learning. Don't ever think you know everything, Dr. Manhattan. When you think you've got it made is when you make that one, last stupid mistake.
3. Watch Beaches. It's actually a pretty good flick.
4. Call when you need help. I mean it.
5. Use their weaknesses against them.
6. Never make numbered lists. It's too easy to miss something.
Well, I think that pretty much covers it. Keep your eyes open, Sammy.
Love, Dean
P.S. Your McMacincrap is friggin impossible. If I make it out of this thing in a few days, I'm getting my own.
I've been a dick a lot this year. I've tried to make up for it, spent a lot of time giving you advice and trying to be the people you've lost so things suck less. I know it doesn't work sometimes, but I gotta try. I hope that's okay. Thing is, what scares me most right now I guess is who is gonna boss you around when I'm not here. So I'm gonna get my punches in now. If things stay golden, I'll be around to laugh at your stupid face when you find this. If I'm not and you don't have to listen to me gettin my freak on in the next room anymore, I will still be laughing at your stupid face, just from further away. So remember.
1. Bite her. Not too hard, though.
2. Stay in school. Yeah I know. But I mean don't stop learning. Don't ever think you know everything, Dr. Manhattan. When you think you've got it made is when you make that one, last stupid mistake.
3. Watch Beaches. It's actually a pretty good flick.
4. Call when you need help. I mean it.
5. Use their weaknesses against them.
6. Never make numbered lists. It's too easy to miss something.
Well, I think that pretty much covers it. Keep your eyes open, Sammy.
Love, Dean
P.S. Your McMacincrap is friggin impossible. If I make it out of this thing in a few days, I'm getting my own.