random thoughts

[portypanda]

wow dido is really hot - kenmore vaccuums suck - i should set up a sprinkler next to my car so i don't have to wash it - i think i need a new mouse - what a fucking cunt, i should have gone through with the thought of ripping her head off - why the hell does my palm smell like maple syrup - for a fat kid i rock at ddr - if i were a pirate i'd chop off my own leg just to look badass - the brits really know how to make slang awesome, look at the word bollocks - technology needs to make things bigger that do the same thing as crap we already have just to see if people will buy it - if you saw the sign and it really opened up your eyes, why won't you tell us what it said

--ROCK
--J