weird ass motherfluffin dreamz!
i think thiz "common cold" that i have haz turned into insanity!:
-i wuz riding a huge red van and fell asleep at tha wheel and woke up at a stop light. i wuz about to get out but realized that i wuz only wearing a long t-shirt. so i "drove" thiz van. then all of a sudden it turned into a huge ass bicycle and i wuz riding through tha "slumz" of hartford.
-then i got off the elevator of my apartment building and couldnt find my way to my apartment. once in my apartment my roommate wuz sitting on the floor doing sumthin. i locked the door and realized that you could still open it when it'z locked. so i told laura that i wuz gonna go complain to tha landlord. and she started to come with me...then she turned into my mother...
-...once in the landlord'z office my mother proceeded to flirt with him. then he turned into Sandy from The O.C. hahaha. then my mom turned into Sandy'z wife...they were all in big white fluffy robez.
-oh. and there wuz a man in my dream that very much resembled an alien. a lot.
and after all of thiz, i SWEAR i didn't blaze before i went to bed. but i wish i had. cuz that shit woulda been hot.
.c.h.i.e.f.i.n.g.
-i wuz riding a huge red van and fell asleep at tha wheel and woke up at a stop light. i wuz about to get out but realized that i wuz only wearing a long t-shirt. so i "drove" thiz van. then all of a sudden it turned into a huge ass bicycle and i wuz riding through tha "slumz" of hartford.
-then i got off the elevator of my apartment building and couldnt find my way to my apartment. once in my apartment my roommate wuz sitting on the floor doing sumthin. i locked the door and realized that you could still open it when it'z locked. so i told laura that i wuz gonna go complain to tha landlord. and she started to come with me...then she turned into my mother...
-...once in the landlord'z office my mother proceeded to flirt with him. then he turned into Sandy from The O.C. hahaha. then my mom turned into Sandy'z wife...they were all in big white fluffy robez.
-oh. and there wuz a man in my dream that very much resembled an alien. a lot.
and after all of thiz, i SWEAR i didn't blaze before i went to bed. but i wish i had. cuz that shit woulda been hot.
.c.h.i.e.f.i.n.g.