your love is one in a milliiiioonnnnn.

[portraitofstars]

the murder party: because if everyone were like him, it would be redundant and he would not be one in a million.
the murder party: like aaliyah.
stop drop dance: haha
stop drop dance: DEAD?
the murder party: black?
stop drop dance: in hell?
stop drop dance: ahhh ok ok im sorry. that one crossed the line
the murder party: with r. kelly's cum residue inside of her ear?
the murder party: no. THAT crossed the line.
stop drop dance: HAHA.

this is why i love my best friend.