What is this, I don't even...

[stfu_imbitching]

[Rolls in.]

Hey, can I get some goddamned help in here?! I lost my body, so if anyone knows where it is, take me to it!

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[abridgedhidan]

I don't even know mon. When was de' last time you saw ya body?

[stfu_imbitching]

Last time I saw it was when I was battling those Konoha heathens near that shithole of a bathroom, and then the next thing I know, I wind up here.

Seriously, what the fuck is this, I don't even...

[abridgedhidan]

[Should he even tell about it, or let him find out]

Well I doubt dat' your body would still be dere' though....it's likely dat' dose' guys took it.....

[stfu_imbitching]

[Raises a brow.]

...what. No, that can't be right...

[abridgedhidan]

Den' do ya think dat' some vultures or any other decomposers are eatin' ya body right now?

[stfu_imbitching]

...

...aw, fuck. I hope not!

[abridgedhidan]

Should we even check it out still?

[stfu_imbitching]

It couldn't hurt, right~? I mean, I've only been gone for a day.

[abridgedhidan]

Let's hope so...

[Picks him up the hair]

[abridgedhidan]

[Poofs away with him.

....

Minutes later, they arrive at the bounty destination]