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[truepsychictale]

"....And that is why you should never use Tiffany lamps to decorate anything." Sasha said, ending his class on interior design for the day. "Any questions?"

[not_seymour]

Zetsu raises his hand in the air. Or at least, his white side does.

"What if we actually want to use that lamp for our room?", he asked.

His black side could only gape at his other half and just facepalmed.

[truepsychictale]

"Then you will fail this class, Mr. Zetsu." Sasha said walking over to the whiteboard and circling something.

"Tiffany lamps are only good in bordellos and old cat lady homes."

[not_seymour]

"...oh."

Zetsu stared at the chalkboard thoughtfully, before he turned to look at Sasha again.

"Can I at least them?"

[truepsychictale]

"They are only good for breaking and using for stained glass windows."

[not_seymour]

"Huh, I see...," his white side murmured.

"Thank you for teaching us this important lesson, Mr. Nein," his black half said as he stood up, "If we see any Tiffany lamps, we shall destroy them in your honor."

[truepsychictale]

"Very good, for each lamp you destroy, you get a point of extra credit. You must bring in the destroyed bases as proof."

[not_seymour]

"Will do, Mr. Nein!" they both said in unison. "We shall not fail you!"

And then Zetsu went on a crazy adventure to destroy all those ugly lamps in the world.

[truepsychictale]

And he would pass this class for that.

And he would pass amazingly.

[giantspaceflea]

Necron, the giant blue floating student, raises one of his hands. But not the ones attached to his shoulders, because then he'd have to uncross his arms. No, he lifts up one of the giant blue half wing, half claw things.

[truepsychictale]

"Yes, Mr. Necron?"

[giantspaceflea]

"Is it normal to wish to destroy the world when seeing these lamps?"

[truepsychictale]

"Yes, without these lamps, the world would be a better place. Theory has it, they were invented by Satanists."

[giantspaceflea]

"These lamps lead only to fear and misery. Why do they persist in existing?"

[truepsychictale]

"Because, there is no God. A merciful God wouldn't allow something so tacky to be allowed into existence."

[giantspaceflea]

"...I will respond to the despair of all those souls crying out for the end of Tiffany lamps."

He's sort of glowing blue now, and crackling.

"Oh. Wait. Principle The Rock says I shouldn't rearrange the cosmos on school grounds anymore."