Take a minute, in 2011...
1. Will you answer every question honestly?
Pretty close.
2. Did you ever stay up all night while drunk or high?
No.
3. Did you ever punch anyone in the face?
Yes.
4. Did you miss anything or anyone?
Yes.
5. What makes you laugh no matter what?
Good friends.
6. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours?
No.
7. Who was the last person you talked to?
My co-workers.
8. What do you dislike at the moment?
20 degree weather.
9. Will you be doing drugs in the near future?
No.
10. Do you lie about your age?
No.
11. Are you happy with yourself?
I'm pretty happy with myself, yeah.
12. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
That I've been through worse.
13. When did you last cry?
I don't think it matters.
14. When was the last time you fell asleep with a girl?
Uh.
15. What is currently on your mind?
Tahiti.
16. Were you ever too drunk to remember a certain night?
Yes.
17. Do you think your future will be a good one?
Hopefully.
18. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
I'm honestly not sure how I want to answer that.
19. What do you do when you have a bad day?
Go back to bed.
20. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
I don't thik I ever have.
21. Are you quick to start a fight?
Not at all.
22. Lyrics stuck in your head?
None.
23. Are you tired?
I worked late today, so yes.
24. Last time you walked farther than a mile?
Over Christmas, on the beach.
25. What curse word do you use the most?
Son of a bitch.
26. Did you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No.
27. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
No.
28. What’s the weather like?
Freezing and snowy.
29. How did you get one of your scars?
Mugging.
30. Did you make a New Year’s Resolution last year? If so, did you keep it?
No.
Pretty close.
2. Did you ever stay up all night while drunk or high?
No.
3. Did you ever punch anyone in the face?
Yes.
4. Did you miss anything or anyone?
Yes.
5. What makes you laugh no matter what?
Good friends.
6. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours?
No.
7. Who was the last person you talked to?
My co-workers.
8. What do you dislike at the moment?
20 degree weather.
9. Will you be doing drugs in the near future?
No.
10. Do you lie about your age?
No.
11. Are you happy with yourself?
I'm pretty happy with myself, yeah.
12. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
That I've been through worse.
13. When did you last cry?
I don't think it matters.
14. When was the last time you fell asleep with a girl?
Uh.
15. What is currently on your mind?
Tahiti.
16. Were you ever too drunk to remember a certain night?
Yes.
17. Do you think your future will be a good one?
Hopefully.
18. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life?
I'm honestly not sure how I want to answer that.
19. What do you do when you have a bad day?
Go back to bed.
20. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
I don't thik I ever have.
21. Are you quick to start a fight?
Not at all.
22. Lyrics stuck in your head?
None.
23. Are you tired?
I worked late today, so yes.
24. Last time you walked farther than a mile?
Over Christmas, on the beach.
25. What curse word do you use the most?
Son of a bitch.
26. Did you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No.
27. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
No.
28. What’s the weather like?
Freezing and snowy.
29. How did you get one of your scars?
Mugging.
30. Did you make a New Year’s Resolution last year? If so, did you keep it?
No.