i just talked to liisa for 51 minutes and 46 seconds. ahaha and i'm sure she loved (by loved, i mean put up with) my descriptions of google image searches and singing of cheesy local songs. hahahaha i am the worst telephone person ever.
she met someone named doug.
that is so right awesome.
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
They Might Be Giants box set. hahaha the freaking box set.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
leftovers.
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
hahaha…none. i cry at movies but have no specific “weeping” film.
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
i am terrified of plastic surgery
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
fake nails, bad marks (well it’s irrational when i’m doing well), having ink/writing on my skin, spandex
8. Do you have too many love interests?
oh sure
9. Do you know anyone famous?
yes
10. Describe your bed?
it’s an antique canopy bed. rather dashing indeed.
11. Spit, swallow or gargle?
what?
12. Who would play you in a movie?
i’m irreplaceable!
13. Do you know how to play poker?
of course
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
my crack pipe!
16. Are you happy with your given name?
aye.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
enough to send me to see all my friends and support myself whilst on the road.
18. If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
i could tell you but then i’d have to kill you!
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
the battle of evermore by zeppelin
22. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
yup
24. What is your ideal marriage location?
ireland? germany? anywhere but america?
26. Favorite fabric?
hmmm…anything soft? i love fabric.
27. Something you love and hate:
pizza
30. What's the one language you want to learn?
spanish.
31. How do you eat an apple?
i chew and swallow.
32. What do you order at a bar.
i don’t do alcohol.
33. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
no
34. Do you have tattoos?
no
35. What is your drug of choice?
good and plenty! it’s like a circus in your mouth!
36. What's one trait you hate in a person?
being egotistical
38. What was your most frivolous purchase?
65 bucks on ben folds?
39. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
no
40. What do you cook the best?
i have many specialties. somehow, i got real good at making asian food. hahahaha. i make pretty awesome snickerdoodles and pasta sauce too.
41. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
stand out peacefully
42. What kind of books do you like to read?
picture books.
i am cruising through all the classics now. i’d like to read every book they’ve written cliffnotes on.
43. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
move. give away a lot of money.
44. Burial or cremation?
cremation, i suppose
45. Do you have a fetish?
um. that glasses thing?
46. What's one thing you're a loser at?
schooling
47. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
ten. i have an iron gut.
48. Do you think you're cute?
yeah. i’m silly too.
OMG THIS SONG.