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oh my god today was like.. the greatest day off.. ever
so heres how it all went down yo (becuase everybody cares soo much)
so i woke up.. and got online.. and OF COURSE no body was online.. becuase people don't wake up at 7.am in lexington.. in the summer.. and i taught my self how to french braid my hair.. after realizing that i look bad no matter what i did with my hair. i just shoved it under the shower head.. and went on ith my sexy self.. i put my shirt on backwards.. and inside out.. but its all good..becuase i looked hot..and then i waited 4 hours.. kind of cleaned up my room.and headed to leahs.. after skating like a mile and a half of hills (yes.. excersize) i got to her house. where she had NO koolaid..and told me i smelled bad.. and THEN i ran into a tree.where i got sap in my hair (that comes back to haunt me later) ..and then we went into a bank.. and leah stood on maurice(my board) and she as like six feet tall.and no body in the bank knows what degress it is.. and THEN the bus came.. which is like better than seeing hte ice cream man.. becuase its the bus .. and its hot..and i heart the bus.. and the schimmel got on the bus (imagine that)!!! and we talked about how much ivan hates me ..and how he got a job at sonic so now i cant eat there becuase he will spit in my sunday!!..:(.. but anywhoo.. we got downtown.. and i went into paisleys.. and i got two mood rings.. and a rainbow yingyang patch(made my fuckin day yo).. and the then then guess what!! the had GOODNIGHT MOON in squecial.. as well as this ceiling tapestry which is like HUMONGO... and then.. thenn i got three amazin posters for 99 (cant find the cents button) each!! .. so that was like woah.. and then it rained..and we rode the bus to turfland mall. and the sap ran itno my eyes and IT BURNED.. and then the water was up to my knees. and my white shirt was like.. transparent.. and we baught bawls.. which i realized taste JUST LIKE iron brew..! so that was amazin.. haha and then i went to church..and we tried to order chinease but that didnt work.. so we went to see MR. and Mrs. Smith.. which was AWFUL.. (brad pitt ruined it).. and it was just *vomits* and leah threw my shoe and i couldnt find it.. and i didnt ahve pants on just boxers (imagine that )..and they had a cooter hole! and the only good part of the movie was when i thought that they both died.. (it should ahve been called mrs. and mrs. smith.. the sex would ahve been much hotter)... and umm umm leahs scared of the dark so we had to walk over to lexington green.. and i had to protect her by carring this GYNORMOUS piece of glass.and i almost died like 100 times becuase i almost fell.and then she almost gotme killed by running across nichlosville.. absolutly insane shit.. and then chuck called me kristofer.!! becuase "i cant ever say anything positive" which means that hes not as hot shit as dad built him up to be !!!! *dances*.. ahahahah the perfect boy has been SHOT DOWN!!.. whoo.. m*calms down*
any whoo.. wierd random quotes (this entry is entirly for leah lol)
"kels you smell like a boy"~leah
"i just hit a fuckin pine tree. the pine cone weighed more than my head"~moi
"what degress is it"~moi
"I..CANT DO IT "~leah. becuase she cant tell the difference between diet.. and regular pepsi
"we want a mood ring"~the sexy retards
"your loosing your pants baby"~some random thugged out black dude on the street
"why are you spainish"~leah while looking at IRISH last names in the IRISH store
"how much are your bawls".. the dinks guy will never be the same
ok so liz isnt being sent away (no shit) becuase her and her mom made up.. so yeah *dances*.. and umm..umm..umm
i want a sunday.. but ivan will spit in it.
im afraid of vaccumes.
ok..mmk..im done..
so heres how it all went down yo (becuase everybody cares soo much)
so i woke up.. and got online.. and OF COURSE no body was online.. becuase people don't wake up at 7.am in lexington.. in the summer.. and i taught my self how to french braid my hair.. after realizing that i look bad no matter what i did with my hair. i just shoved it under the shower head.. and went on ith my sexy self.. i put my shirt on backwards.. and inside out.. but its all good..becuase i looked hot..and then i waited 4 hours.. kind of cleaned up my room.and headed to leahs.. after skating like a mile and a half of hills (yes.. excersize) i got to her house. where she had NO koolaid..and told me i smelled bad.. and THEN i ran into a tree.where i got sap in my hair (that comes back to haunt me later) ..and then we went into a bank.. and leah stood on maurice(my board) and she as like six feet tall.and no body in the bank knows what degress it is.. and THEN the bus came.. which is like better than seeing hte ice cream man.. becuase its the bus .. and its hot..and i heart the bus.. and the schimmel got on the bus (imagine that)!!! and we talked about how much ivan hates me ..and how he got a job at sonic so now i cant eat there becuase he will spit in my sunday!!..:(.. but anywhoo.. we got downtown.. and i went into paisleys.. and i got two mood rings.. and a rainbow yingyang patch(made my fuckin day yo).. and the then then guess what!! the had GOODNIGHT MOON in squecial.. as well as this ceiling tapestry which is like HUMONGO... and then.. thenn i got three amazin posters for 99 (cant find the cents button) each!! .. so that was like woah.. and then it rained..and we rode the bus to turfland mall. and the sap ran itno my eyes and IT BURNED.. and then the water was up to my knees. and my white shirt was like.. transparent.. and we baught bawls.. which i realized taste JUST LIKE iron brew..! so that was amazin.. haha and then i went to church..and we tried to order chinease but that didnt work.. so we went to see MR. and Mrs. Smith.. which was AWFUL.. (brad pitt ruined it).. and it was just *vomits* and leah threw my shoe and i couldnt find it.. and i didnt ahve pants on just boxers (imagine that )..and they had a cooter hole! and the only good part of the movie was when i thought that they both died.. (it should ahve been called mrs. and mrs. smith.. the sex would ahve been much hotter)... and umm umm leahs scared of the dark so we had to walk over to lexington green.. and i had to protect her by carring this GYNORMOUS piece of glass.and i almost died like 100 times becuase i almost fell.and then she almost gotme killed by running across nichlosville.. absolutly insane shit.. and then chuck called me kristofer.!! becuase "i cant ever say anything positive" which means that hes not as hot shit as dad built him up to be !!!! *dances*.. ahahahah the perfect boy has been SHOT DOWN!!.. whoo.. m*calms down*
any whoo.. wierd random quotes (this entry is entirly for leah lol)
"kels you smell like a boy"~leah
"i just hit a fuckin pine tree. the pine cone weighed more than my head"~moi
"what degress is it"~moi
"I..CANT DO IT "~leah. becuase she cant tell the difference between diet.. and regular pepsi
"we want a mood ring"~the sexy retards
"your loosing your pants baby"~some random thugged out black dude on the street
"why are you spainish"~leah while looking at IRISH last names in the IRISH store
"how much are your bawls".. the dinks guy will never be the same
ok so liz isnt being sent away (no shit) becuase her and her mom made up.. so yeah *dances*.. and umm..umm..umm
i want a sunday.. but ivan will spit in it.
im afraid of vaccumes.
ok..mmk..im done..