I really want there to be hot water faster

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Wibble wibble, wobble wobble.

You know what this means?

In a few days, this place will be flooded with sales on chocolate.

Yes!

[porphyre]

This is where I admit that whenever I get appropriate little tasty treats, I hide at least a third of them around my room to find later. I found a bar of chocolate on top of my bookshelf last week. I've no idea when I put it there, but it was delicious.

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The whole thing's only really about shagging, anyway. The chocolate's just a bonus.