I've been a victim of the Jhayne nighttime assault! She rolls over into me and just explodes in this minor frenzy of claw-related violence. Then immediately falls back asleep, leaving me there to try not to laugh so hard that I wake her up.
You of all people should know how often she sleeps, so when she actually gets to bed, I'm willing to take a few scratch marks to ensure she stays there.
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Hm. I sound like a rapist.
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I realized after the fact that that may have been yet another unfortunate turn of phrase.
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