You guys...
oh my plumbob!
You guys, so much has happened since I last posted and because I'm a lazy so and so I haven't recorded ANY OF IT!
So because I'm forgetful and I like lists, I'll just do this in list form, to make things easier for you all :D
1. My tax return STILL HAS NOT COME IN but it doesn't matter because I've decided not to get my laptop repaired with the money anyway.
2. I'm going to Phuket! Thailand! For free! And I get to bring a friend! Sadly, jessstretch couldn't come (cow) but I'm now bringing the lovely Shaz with me and we're going to have so much fun!
Excuse me for a moment while I just gloat about the absolutely beautiful place that I'm going to FOR FREE!!!
Yes, just excuse while I die of excitment!
Because I mean seriously you guys...look at those beaches! Look at that WATER!! It's crystal clear and beautitful <3
Also, if there are eels in the water I might have to kill myself because there will no way that I'll be getting anywhere near the ocean in that case AND OH MY PLUMBOB I WANT TO GO SWIMMING IN IT RIGHT NOW!!
Seriously you guys I'm so excited.
I've always wanted to go overseas, but my crippling fear of flying and the fact that I don't have the funds (or a passport...that's trivial) kind of meant that I wasn't able to go...I was so devestated when all the peeps at youth got to go to Egypt and Israel and Dubai and Bangkok etc in 2007 (or was it 2008) and I couldn't afford to go because I was poor. Seriously, being poor sucks. Don't be poor.
Ok, so this just made me think about how privileged we are in Australia to consider not being able to go on a pointless (yet fun) trip overseas poor when there are people in Africa, the Philippines, South America etc that are dying because they can't afford enough food to feed their families or even have clean water...seriously, what is wrong with the Western World?
3. Not only do I get to go to Thailand for FREE (seriously, I cannot tell you how cool this is) I'm going to Melbourne twice (yay!) and Queensland, all with free accommodation (THANKS jessstretch !!). I am so excited. Can you tell?
4. A friend of mine from church got hit by a car on his motorcycle last night (from what I hear, it was the car's fault - it reversed out of the driveway without looking behind him FOR THE GIANT MOTORCYLCE SHEESH!) and was in hospital. He's ok, but for about 6hrs there I thought he was going to die at the young age of 18...however turns out he's fine, just a broken finger and some scratches. Note: When people are saying things like OMGSH DUDE ARE YOU OK I SAW THEM PULL YOU OUT FROM UNDER THE CAR THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE I'm allowed to think that person is dying ok? OK?!
Seriously people, stop exaggerating, it's not fun! (Ok, don't, because I'm the biggest exaggerator of them all, that would be awful!)
5. I really really want one of these dogs
Guys seriously? How can you look at that and NOT WANT ONE?! Or two? I want two! One called Schnitzel (Colonel von Schnitzel, to be exact) and Pumpernickel (Fraulein Pumpernickel, to be exact).
I also want one of these
LOL OH MY PLUMBOB SO CUTE AND FAT!! He would be called Zeus and he would be MIGHTY RAWR!!!
<3
Also I would like one of these please
but who talks and sings like this guy
<3 Tim Hughes
Also, if he was like...the exact personality replica of this guy (minus the gambling problems and the fact that he has some stupid need to GO OUT WITH GIRLS THAT AREN'T HIS OTL)
(ok, so his picture might be bigger than anyone elses but COME ON IT'S SEELEY BOOTH!)
But Christian, of course. And living in Campbelltown. And my own age. Oh, and he had better like reading.
Single would help too.
ANYWAY!!
7. Ok so I've been reading Mark reads Harry Potter and plumbob it's hilarious <3 Now I want to read Harry Potter again <3
Seriously have got to stop with the obsession of Harry Potter.
Anyhoo, I am at work and should do work like things like...work (NOOOOOOOO) so I shall end this slightly crazed entry with a
:D
and a
<3
and this link to the best place ever, truefax
You guys, so much has happened since I last posted and because I'm a lazy so and so I haven't recorded ANY OF IT!
So because I'm forgetful and I like lists, I'll just do this in list form, to make things easier for you all :D
1. My tax return STILL HAS NOT COME IN but it doesn't matter because I've decided not to get my laptop repaired with the money anyway.
2. I'm going to Phuket! Thailand! For free! And I get to bring a friend! Sadly, jessstretch couldn't come (cow) but I'm now bringing the lovely Shaz with me and we're going to have so much fun!
Excuse me for a moment while I just gloat about the absolutely beautiful place that I'm going to FOR FREE!!!
Yes, just excuse while I die of excitment!
Because I mean seriously you guys...look at those beaches! Look at that WATER!! It's crystal clear and beautitful <3
Also, if there are eels in the water I might have to kill myself because there will no way that I'll be getting anywhere near the ocean in that case AND OH MY PLUMBOB I WANT TO GO SWIMMING IN IT RIGHT NOW!!
Seriously you guys I'm so excited.
I've always wanted to go overseas, but my crippling fear of flying and the fact that I don't have the funds (or a passport...that's trivial) kind of meant that I wasn't able to go...I was so devestated when all the peeps at youth got to go to Egypt and Israel and Dubai and Bangkok etc in 2007 (or was it 2008) and I couldn't afford to go because I was poor. Seriously, being poor sucks. Don't be poor.
Ok, so this just made me think about how privileged we are in Australia to consider not being able to go on a pointless (yet fun) trip overseas poor when there are people in Africa, the Philippines, South America etc that are dying because they can't afford enough food to feed their families or even have clean water...seriously, what is wrong with the Western World?
3. Not only do I get to go to Thailand for FREE (seriously, I cannot tell you how cool this is) I'm going to Melbourne twice (yay!) and Queensland, all with free accommodation (THANKS jessstretch !!). I am so excited. Can you tell?
4. A friend of mine from church got hit by a car on his motorcycle last night (from what I hear, it was the car's fault - it reversed out of the driveway without looking behind him FOR THE GIANT MOTORCYLCE SHEESH!) and was in hospital. He's ok, but for about 6hrs there I thought he was going to die at the young age of 18...however turns out he's fine, just a broken finger and some scratches. Note: When people are saying things like OMGSH DUDE ARE YOU OK I SAW THEM PULL YOU OUT FROM UNDER THE CAR THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE I'm allowed to think that person is dying ok? OK?!
Seriously people, stop exaggerating, it's not fun! (Ok, don't, because I'm the biggest exaggerator of them all, that would be awful!)
5. I really really want one of these dogs
Guys seriously? How can you look at that and NOT WANT ONE?! Or two? I want two! One called Schnitzel (Colonel von Schnitzel, to be exact) and Pumpernickel (Fraulein Pumpernickel, to be exact).
I also want one of these
LOL OH MY PLUMBOB SO CUTE AND FAT!! He would be called Zeus and he would be MIGHTY RAWR!!!
<3
Also I would like one of these please
but who talks and sings like this guy
<3 Tim Hughes
Also, if he was like...the exact personality replica of this guy (minus the gambling problems and the fact that he has some stupid need to GO OUT WITH GIRLS THAT AREN'T HIS OTL)
(ok, so his picture might be bigger than anyone elses but COME ON IT'S SEELEY BOOTH!)
But Christian, of course. And living in Campbelltown. And my own age. Oh, and he had better like reading.
Single would help too.
ANYWAY!!
7. Ok so I've been reading Mark reads Harry Potter and plumbob it's hilarious <3 Now I want to read Harry Potter again <3
Seriously have got to stop with the obsession of Harry Potter.
Anyhoo, I am at work and should do work like things like...work (NOOOOOOOO) so I shall end this slightly crazed entry with a
:D
and a
<3
and this link to the best place ever, truefax