Apr 24, 2006 22:13
Dear Assholes On the Road,
If I pass you up, it DOES NOT automatically mean I want to race with you. Back the fuck off, and take some anger management courses, or something.
Also, tailgating me will -not- make me go faster. If anything, it'll make me slam on my brakes, and HOPE TO HIGH HEAVEN that you rear-end me, so that I might sue your stupid ass, and get a better car than the piece of shit that I'm currently driving. :)
No love,
April
PS - I also don't give a flying fuck if you're late to your job. If you wanted to be on time, you should've left -EARLIER.- You're looking for sympathy from the wrong person, y0'. XP