Four Score and a Billion Years Ago
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I can so write a book. I can. It'll have hunky pirates, a sexy heroine, originality while respecting the tropes that came before, and a crazy heartfelt love story the likes of which no mortal has ever seen or will again. I believe in me.
But why is sitting around writing so boooooring? I haven't gone out in FOREVER. Why can't some chick, like, inspire me and then I can be done with this lame plotting crafting stuff? Waaaah.
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I want a slutty secretary.
I can so write a book. I can. It'll have hunky pirates, a sexy heroine, originality while respecting the tropes that came before, and a crazy heartfelt love story the likes of which no mortal has ever seen or will again. I believe in me.
But why is sitting around writing so boooooring? I haven't gone out in FOREVER. Why can't some chick, like, inspire me and then I can be done with this lame plotting crafting stuff? Waaaah.
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I want a slutty secretary.