This is what's for dinner, and if you don't like it, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

Dec 08, 2008 16:18

People on yelp keep making veiled allusions to me in their negative reviews of my video store. Because they're jealous of me for having a job where I get to order takeout and drink beer and watch sleazy European pornography in front of children.

It's not my fault the economy died, guys. Please unleash your frustrations elsewhere.

I ate some liver today because I heard it's really good for you with all the vitamin A and stuff but I can understand why people make so many liver and onion jokes because it's pretty gross and has this weird texture.
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