I hate work, I hate my customers and I hate the new girl~
Dear stupid shits who shop at my store and who are not my lovely-lovely regulars!
STOP COMPLAINING TO ME ABOUT SHIT I CANNOT CHANGE. No, I can't make things cheaper, why the fuck are you buying your groceries at a convience store anyways? GOD, WAIT EIGHT FUCKING HOURS AND DRIVE UP THE FUCKING STREET TO THE GROCERY STORE. Or, since you come here WHILE THE GROCERY STORE IS STILL FUCKING OPEN, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! IT'S A TWO MINUTE DRIVE UP THE FUCKING ROAD YOU LAZY COCKSUCKERS!
And lady who spent thirty fucking minutes whinging at me because you bought milk at my store and, ohnoes, you didn't use it before it went bad.
STOP BUYING SO MUCH FUCKING MILK FROM MY STORE THEN. I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE EXPIRY DATES SO DON'T BITCH AT ME ABOUT THEM, I CAN'T CHANGE THEM YOU STUPID FUCKHEAD.
AND IT'S LITRES, NOT QUARTS. BLOODY HELL PEOPLE, YOU LIVE IN CANADA USE THE RIGHT FUCKING TERMS!
I swear, I am going to punch a customer one day and I won't CARE that I did it.
STOP COMPLAINING TO ME ABOUT SHIT I CANNOT CHANGE. No, I can't make things cheaper, why the fuck are you buying your groceries at a convience store anyways? GOD, WAIT EIGHT FUCKING HOURS AND DRIVE UP THE FUCKING STREET TO THE GROCERY STORE. Or, since you come here WHILE THE GROCERY STORE IS STILL FUCKING OPEN, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! IT'S A TWO MINUTE DRIVE UP THE FUCKING ROAD YOU LAZY COCKSUCKERS!
And lady who spent thirty fucking minutes whinging at me because you bought milk at my store and, ohnoes, you didn't use it before it went bad.
STOP BUYING SO MUCH FUCKING MILK FROM MY STORE THEN. I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE EXPIRY DATES SO DON'T BITCH AT ME ABOUT THEM, I CAN'T CHANGE THEM YOU STUPID FUCKHEAD.
AND IT'S LITRES, NOT QUARTS. BLOODY HELL PEOPLE, YOU LIVE IN CANADA USE THE RIGHT FUCKING TERMS!
I swear, I am going to punch a customer one day and I won't CARE that I did it.