Spanish Fly Pussy Search #3
Jake Steed and his homies are at it again in Spanish Fly Pussy Search #3. Having not seen Spanish Fly Pussy Search or Spanish Fly Pussy Search #2, I'm going to have to review this with a little bit of un-knowledge on the subject. Also, this is my first review for PornExchange, INC, so I'm going to give it a middle rating, two fingers, and all my following reviews will compare to this.
First, after putting in the DVD, I was treated to a very simple menu, with a picture right out of the movie. Not horrible, considering that this is a porno, but it could have been cooler. What did catch my eye, or rather, ear, was the song in the background. This was a welcome breath of fresh air, I thought, and hoped that the movie would continue in the comic fashion of the menu/theme song. Alas, that was probably the highlight of the movie, and the next best part was at the end when they played the theme song again. It was very catchy.
Going into the movie, we see spanish bitch #1. She's naked, and pretending like she is playing a shoot-em-up arcade game. Pretty good so far, I think. Then Jake Steed walks in and opens his mouth. It's all downhill from there. They get it on. Jake Steed's cock is humongous, with a curve to the right. I assume that Jake is left handed.
Next scene was supposedly deep in the jungles of south america, but looked more like an overgrown highway median. Two of Jake Steed's homies run out, they're playing the part of jungle savages, exept one of them has a pierced toungue with stainless steel barbells, and one is wearing a watch. Very savage I think. Then one of them drools a little, and it is all downhill from there. They make the Spanish Bitch suck their massive cocks, and then take turns fucking her, then a double penetration. Now, the DP seems a little overkill, I enjoy seeing the women (Spanish Bitches) enjoy the sex, but the DP with these collossal cocks seems to hurt her a lot. Like getting punched in the stomach repeatedly. Ow. Then they shoot a load on her face, and she seems not happy.
Then some more of the same kind of stuff. Two guys with massive erections make the Spanish Bitches hate them by double penetrations, and then shoot on their faces.
One thing I wished:
I wished that the girls were scared of or at least showed some emotion about Jake Steed and his Homies huge tracts of land, i.e. "You're not going to get anywhere near me with that thing" or the spanish equivalent, "Usted no va a conseguir dondequiera cerca de mí con esa cosa". The Spanish Bitches were not at all impressed or scared of these telephone poles. If they were, Jake Steed and His Homies left that bit of tape on the cutting room floor.
Oh, and in one scene, which I thought was pretty bad, one of Jake Steed's Homies was fucking a Spanish Bitch with a condom on. Halfway through the scene, I noticed that the condom was going further and further towards the head of his cock, and then, whoosh, it was gone. Jake's homie lost his condom in the Spanish Bitch and continued to whack away.
All in all, it wasn't horribly bad. A bit monotonous, after the second scene all scenes could be predicted, i.e., oral, missionary, girl on top, anal, double penetration, money shot. Jake Steed and his Homies never once made any of the Spanish Bitches cum, which i thought said a lot about them.
Spanish Fly Pussy Search #3
two fingers.
First, after putting in the DVD, I was treated to a very simple menu, with a picture right out of the movie. Not horrible, considering that this is a porno, but it could have been cooler. What did catch my eye, or rather, ear, was the song in the background. This was a welcome breath of fresh air, I thought, and hoped that the movie would continue in the comic fashion of the menu/theme song. Alas, that was probably the highlight of the movie, and the next best part was at the end when they played the theme song again. It was very catchy.
Going into the movie, we see spanish bitch #1. She's naked, and pretending like she is playing a shoot-em-up arcade game. Pretty good so far, I think. Then Jake Steed walks in and opens his mouth. It's all downhill from there. They get it on. Jake Steed's cock is humongous, with a curve to the right. I assume that Jake is left handed.
Next scene was supposedly deep in the jungles of south america, but looked more like an overgrown highway median. Two of Jake Steed's homies run out, they're playing the part of jungle savages, exept one of them has a pierced toungue with stainless steel barbells, and one is wearing a watch. Very savage I think. Then one of them drools a little, and it is all downhill from there. They make the Spanish Bitch suck their massive cocks, and then take turns fucking her, then a double penetration. Now, the DP seems a little overkill, I enjoy seeing the women (Spanish Bitches) enjoy the sex, but the DP with these collossal cocks seems to hurt her a lot. Like getting punched in the stomach repeatedly. Ow. Then they shoot a load on her face, and she seems not happy.
Then some more of the same kind of stuff. Two guys with massive erections make the Spanish Bitches hate them by double penetrations, and then shoot on their faces.
One thing I wished:
I wished that the girls were scared of or at least showed some emotion about Jake Steed and his Homies huge tracts of land, i.e. "You're not going to get anywhere near me with that thing" or the spanish equivalent, "Usted no va a conseguir dondequiera cerca de mí con esa cosa". The Spanish Bitches were not at all impressed or scared of these telephone poles. If they were, Jake Steed and His Homies left that bit of tape on the cutting room floor.
Oh, and in one scene, which I thought was pretty bad, one of Jake Steed's Homies was fucking a Spanish Bitch with a condom on. Halfway through the scene, I noticed that the condom was going further and further towards the head of his cock, and then, whoosh, it was gone. Jake's homie lost his condom in the Spanish Bitch and continued to whack away.
All in all, it wasn't horribly bad. A bit monotonous, after the second scene all scenes could be predicted, i.e., oral, missionary, girl on top, anal, double penetration, money shot. Jake Steed and his Homies never once made any of the Spanish Bitches cum, which i thought said a lot about them.
Spanish Fly Pussy Search #3
two fingers.