Caution: Do Not Slash The Models
Zoolander fandom, a word in your ear?
If I had my way, you wouldn't exist at all. But since I can't find get rid of you, I will settle for you cutting out all that disgusting slash. No one wants to read about really really ridiculously good-looking men getting it on, especially not Derek and Hansel. Underwear-throwing or no, orgies or no, yachtloads of tension or no, I DO NOT want to see it. No, not even in the context of a threesome. NO NO NO. Cease this idiocy at once or there shall be BLOODSHED.
That is all.
If I had my way, you wouldn't exist at all. But since I can't find get rid of you, I will settle for you cutting out all that disgusting slash. No one wants to read about really really ridiculously good-looking men getting it on, especially not Derek and Hansel. Underwear-throwing or no, orgies or no, yachtloads of tension or no, I DO NOT want to see it. No, not even in the context of a threesome. NO NO NO. Cease this idiocy at once or there shall be BLOODSHED.
That is all.