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So I was watching Blazing Saddles last night. And you know what crossed my mind? How completely AWFUL it would be to find Jim/Bart smut. I mean SERIOUSLY. They are both guys, for one thing, and we KNOW that Bart is only into girls because of him and Lily. Besides, Jim uses GUNS, for heaven's sake, and he's got the fastest hands in the world!! WHY would those two EVER hook up? The adorable conversations they have and the joint of *gasp!* Mary-Jane they smoke were just there because they are GOOD FRIENDS, and nothing else!
And my kitten will snipe any kittens that get posted. Srsly.
And my kitten will snipe any kittens that get posted. Srsly.