Way to go, Dynasty Warriors fandom!
On conducting a survey of the Dynasty Warriors fandom, I am pleased to report that the writers there remain happily untouched by the gross, icky gay. Expect for at that awful y!gallery place, but even they don't have much written, just those nasty, horrid pictures.
I am so glad that no one thinks Zhou Yu and Sun Ce are secretly having sex all over China. I mean, they have underaged stalkers cute wives! And no slashy subtext whatsoever! They're just two nice, normal, heterosexual guys who are devoted to each other to the point at which Yu is ready to drop absolutely everything and follow Ce on his crazy quest, then keep living for him and obsessing over him even years after his death! You know, like all childhood friends!
And it's just as wonderful to see that no one thinks Zhuge Liang and Jiang Wei are having a hot, illicit master-student affair. Come on..."Your eyes, like a window to your soul..."? "Shu did not come here for this territory, I am here for you"? Or threesomes with Zhao Yun. Ever.
It's good to see that everyone knows that Zhang He is the only gay person in all of China. Which puts him even above the famed "Only Gay Eskimo" on my pity list...someone needs to sleep with him, too.
P.S.-And none of that Gan Ning/Ling Tong rival sex! You know I can't approve of that!
I am so glad that no one thinks Zhou Yu and Sun Ce are secretly having sex all over China. I mean, they have underaged stalkers cute wives! And no slashy subtext whatsoever! They're just two nice, normal, heterosexual guys who are devoted to each other to the point at which Yu is ready to drop absolutely everything and follow Ce on his crazy quest, then keep living for him and obsessing over him even years after his death! You know, like all childhood friends!
And it's just as wonderful to see that no one thinks Zhuge Liang and Jiang Wei are having a hot, illicit master-student affair. Come on..."Your eyes, like a window to your soul..."? "Shu did not come here for this territory, I am here for you"? Or threesomes with Zhao Yun. Ever.
It's good to see that everyone knows that Zhang He is the only gay person in all of China. Which puts him even above the famed "Only Gay Eskimo" on my pity list...someone needs to sleep with him, too.
P.S.-And none of that Gan Ning/Ling Tong rival sex! You know I can't approve of that!