Dorian Gray
Thank god for the lack of Dorian Gray slashy smut!
That book was filled to the brim with gay subtext not gay in the least! Oscar Wilde's sexuality had nothing to do with it. He may have liked boys, but that doesn't mean that his male characters were banging each other! Lord Henry and Dorian certainly weren't going at it- and Basil would never want to smex Dorian.
And all of the young men whose reputations Dorian ruined? It was the buttsecks, obviously. They were just going to bars and picking up girls!
So, to all of you who write it, I love you! STOP! And for everyone who doesn't, write me some! NEVER START!
Kittens are nearly as disgusting as boys kissing and will be baked into suspicious meat pies at Mrs. Moony's.
That book was filled to the brim with gay subtext not gay in the least! Oscar Wilde's sexuality had nothing to do with it. He may have liked boys, but that doesn't mean that his male characters were banging each other! Lord Henry and Dorian certainly weren't going at it- and Basil would never want to smex Dorian.
And all of the young men whose reputations Dorian ruined? It was the buttsecks, obviously. They were just going to bars and picking up girls!
So, to all of you who write it, I love you! STOP! And for everyone who doesn't, write me some! NEVER START!
Kittens are nearly as disgusting as boys kissing and will be baked into suspicious meat pies at Mrs. Moony's.