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Apr 12, 2007 01:12

You know what I really don't get? When people pair up the girls from a harem series with one another instead of with the male lead. I mean, clearly they all want the male lead, right? Otherwise it wouldn't be a harem series. So writing yuri pr0n of them is, like, undermining the entire foundation of the series, and that's some serious canon-rape. ( Read more... )

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animekittysama April 12 2007, 06:37:04 UTC
(Shit, people say "harem anime" and I think of the first major reverse-harem, Angelique. This probably isn't what you wanted, but it was fun to write.... and this pairing is so cute.)

"Rachel!" Collet squeaked as her Aide let her hands drift from where they were "innocently" arranging her dress. "We don't have time for this..."

Her laughter went from playful to sensual as her deft fingers slid along the other girl's leggings. "Sure we do, if we do it right..."

"But-but... we promised Queen Limoges and the Guardians that we'd-" Whatever she was going to say lost itself to delicate royal moan as a manicured finger slipped inside her.

Very lightly, the blonde kissed her Queen's ear as she rubbed her clit gently, "Oh, Lady Rosalia will keep her busy. We Aides know how to serve our Queen's better than anyone..."

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xen0glossy April 12 2007, 06:59:42 UTC
You're an Angelique fan too? :O I was somehow never aware that it had a fandom at all. Which is probably just as well, since I can't imagine it'd be the most intelligent fandom, what with the many many HAWT BISHIES!!!1!!11 involved. Anyway, I wasn't thinking of this when I posted, but that's okay! It's like sex I didn't know I wanted, if by sex you mean porn, which I do. *_*

-- I mean, you horrible troll, how dare you spam me with this offensive and thoroughly objectionable smut!?

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animekittysama April 12 2007, 07:28:31 UTC
Actually, the Angelique fandom is suspiciously free of all of that squealing silliness by and large simply because of its untranslated nature. And yah, a few years ago I was DEEP in the Angelique fandom. I mean like watching the raw OVAs as the came out, buying the full manga, and collecting every single image song deep. If you want a decent sample of the fandom, I'd point you towards Ange Asylum... even if it does have fics I am no longer proud of, but oh well.

SHUT UP! YOU SAID HAREM ANIME AND WHY CAN'T THAT INCLUDE REVERSE HAREM!?

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xen0glossy April 12 2007, 16:23:06 UTC
Ooh, thanks. I'll have to look at that later when I've got time. *bookmarks* (And I may or may not have a large collection of Angelique image songs, too.)

THAT'S JUST IT, IT IS INCLUDED. WHICH MEANS I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY GIRLPORN FOR REVERSE HAREM ANIME, EITHER. >( zomg rite moar plz

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chofi April 12 2007, 13:42:05 UTC
SakuTai~!

Sumire was sure that somewhere in Maria's frigid mind, this was all completely justified. Performances were that much better because of a good rapport between actors; the better the rapport, the better the show.

Then Maria's tongue did that delicate little whorl, and Sumire forgot about previous oaths not to respond, not to give Maria the satisfaction of knowing that her tactics worked. She could almost swear she felt Maria smile.

Hey, sometimes the Ojou-sama needs to be put in her place.

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xen0glossy April 12 2007, 16:36:11 UTC
That is hot horrible. Stop trolling me with delicious icky porn, you meanie! ♥♥♥

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Only seen Tsukihime anime, liked it, but I know I'm missing a lot in the series... vol_jin April 12 2007, 16:42:54 UTC
Oh come now, you can't say that the yuri overtones aren't half the fun of those kinds of series. Behold!

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"You're going to pay for this." Akiha growled down at her tormentor.

Arcueid blinked up at her, giving off a look of complete innocence. "Why, whatever do you mean?"

"Don't you give me that! I wake up, tied to my bed, naked, and you have the gall to-ah!" Akiha's tirade was cut off rather effectively by Arcueid's mouth latching onto her left breast. "Hey, just what on earth do you think you're doing?" she asked, her voice trembling ( ... )

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I may be able to hook you up with the original game, if you want it. xen0glossy April 12 2007, 23:37:36 UTC
I totally agree with am absolutely disgusted by your implication that there are yuri overtones in that kind of series at all, let alone that some people watch just for that. Go away, you troll, and take your incredibly hot sick, perverse porn with you!

Now that you mention it, her name does look kind of weird. Well, at least it's not as bad as Nvnqsr Chaos. Or however the fuck you're supposed to spell his name.

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That would be utterly wonderful and I would love you forever. vol_jin April 13 2007, 05:11:49 UTC
Pah. You can challenge the Akiha/Arcueid if you want, but if you've seen enough of Tsukihime to know anything, you would be a fool to overlook this pairing! You know the scene, I'm sure..."Lie down ( ... )

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<3 xen0glossy April 13 2007, 06:10:17 UTC
God, don't you ever stop? I hope not. ♥ Also, I totally know more about Tsukihime than you do and I think you're absolutely right crazy! There is no subtext there at all.

Yeah, the twins really get shortchanged in the anime, which makes me sad. Anyway, here's the game, and here's the English translation patch. Enjoy!

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sarajayechan April 12 2007, 18:56:42 UTC
As Yuuichi passed by Nayuki's room, he could have sworn he heard moaning and giggling. His perverted mind immediately wondered if she and Ayu were having sex, but he scolded it into submission. Neither girl was the type to engage in such acts. With that in mind, he went to bed.

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"Thanks, Ayu," Nayuki groaned. "My legs were about to fall off...that'll teach me not to stretch before track practice! You really have magic hands!"

Ayu blushed. "I just wanted you to feel better," she said. "But you be careful next time or your legs might fall off!"

"Just try not to tickle me so much next time!" Nayuki stuck her tongue out.

"I didn't mean to! ...or did I?" She pounced, tickling the blue-haired girl so hard she nearly fell off the bed.

"Hey!" Nayuki was quick to retaliate, and soon their tickle fight grew into a makeout session.

And after that, sex.

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xen0glossy April 12 2007, 23:42:27 UTC
Aww, that was adorable! -- I mean, awful and wrong. Stop it this minute. Iyaaan, dame.

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sarraceniaceae April 13 2007, 06:50:15 UTC
But the yuri overtones in Tsukihime are awesome ( ... )

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xen0glossy April 14 2007, 00:07:20 UTC
Yes, yes they are No they're not! They are gross and wrong and they only exist in the sick minds of crazy people like you. Also, that was really hot disgusting, you horrible troll. Thank you! ♥

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