Hey, Pokemon fandom!
You know which pairing SUCKS? Lance/Silver. I mean, ewwww! Silver is TEN YEARS OLD nevermind how his remake design clearly screams teenager and Lance is a grown man! That's pedophilia!! Not to mention they're both straighter than arrows and both have the hots for Lyra! And it's not like Silver was blatantly stalking Lance for a good part of the game anyway! So no way is Silver fantasizing about Lance doing all manner of hot steamy things to him.
Y'know what else sucks? Ethan/Lyra. Cause who needs stupid-ass boring childhood friend romances when you can pair Lyra with every other male in the game including Proton? Anyone who writes sweet, fluffy, adorable Ethan/Lyra smut is gonna get a kick in the face!
Finally, Clair/Karen is made of lose and fail. Hello?! They never even interact, it's not like they'd know each other through Lance or something, and Clair's totally straight. Two hot blue-haired ladies having hot sex is just WRONG!
Y'know what else sucks? Ethan/Lyra. Cause who needs stupid-ass boring childhood friend romances when you can pair Lyra with every other male in the game including Proton? Anyone who writes sweet, fluffy, adorable Ethan/Lyra smut is gonna get a kick in the face!
Finally, Clair/Karen is made of lose and fail. Hello?! They never even interact, it's not like they'd know each other through Lance or something, and Clair's totally straight. Two hot blue-haired ladies having hot sex is just WRONG!