For any last-minute stragglers still a-stragglin' to the polls...
Hit and run rec list!
Crikey, mate! It's the Wild Assgap! milk_and_glass is the Clothing Hunter and delivers a rant that can be appreciated by just about any chica who's ever tried to brave the jungles of retail clothes shopping without being 5'9" and a size 4. http://milk-and-glass.livejournal.com/615222.html
On the other side of the spectrum, alycewilson has a rather explosive piece of fiction - literally. http://alycewilson.livejournal.com/468747.html
For those of you who want to read a story about creepy parasites without having to keep up with the US Presidential election, check out alien_infinity's piece here: http://alien-infinity.livejournal.com/232202.html
n3m3sis42 takes us back to the rant department with an amusingly worded fist-shaking WTF-a-thon at the one-upmanship moms on facebook who are 100% sure that not only could their baby beat up your baby, but their baby could also qualify for sainthood, beat Stephen Hawking at Trivial Pursuit, and produce a poopy diaper that resembles the Mona Lisa. http://n3m3sis42.livejournal.com/1114699.html
It's the end of the world as we know it in pixie117's journal, right thisaway: http://pixie117.livejournal.com/656294.html
And last but not least, we have a nice romantic love story! Awwwww, isn't that sweet. It starts with a hooker showing up at some lonely dude's house, and it's all downhill from there. The culprit, naturally, is java_fiend. Er, culprit as in, he's the author, not he's the dude with the hooker. http://java-fiend.livejournal.com/429288.html
Check dis shite out, yo! ♥
ETA: OH DEAR GOD AND THIS TOO - http://lrig-rorrim.livejournal.com/13844.html
Must've accidentally skipped it my first run through the polls, but I strongly advise against anyone else making that mistake. Creep factor extraordinaire, and excellently done.
Crikey, mate! It's the Wild Assgap! milk_and_glass is the Clothing Hunter and delivers a rant that can be appreciated by just about any chica who's ever tried to brave the jungles of retail clothes shopping without being 5'9" and a size 4. http://milk-and-glass.livejournal.com/615222.html
On the other side of the spectrum, alycewilson has a rather explosive piece of fiction - literally. http://alycewilson.livejournal.com/468747.html
For those of you who want to read a story about creepy parasites without having to keep up with the US Presidential election, check out alien_infinity's piece here: http://alien-infinity.livejournal.com/232202.html
n3m3sis42 takes us back to the rant department with an amusingly worded fist-shaking WTF-a-thon at the one-upmanship moms on facebook who are 100% sure that not only could their baby beat up your baby, but their baby could also qualify for sainthood, beat Stephen Hawking at Trivial Pursuit, and produce a poopy diaper that resembles the Mona Lisa. http://n3m3sis42.livejournal.com/1114699.html
It's the end of the world as we know it in pixie117's journal, right thisaway: http://pixie117.livejournal.com/656294.html
And last but not least, we have a nice romantic love story! Awwwww, isn't that sweet. It starts with a hooker showing up at some lonely dude's house, and it's all downhill from there. The culprit, naturally, is java_fiend. Er, culprit as in, he's the author, not he's the dude with the hooker. http://java-fiend.livejournal.com/429288.html
Check dis shite out, yo! ♥
ETA: OH DEAR GOD AND THIS TOO - http://lrig-rorrim.livejournal.com/13844.html
Must've accidentally skipped it my first run through the polls, but I strongly advise against anyone else making that mistake. Creep factor extraordinaire, and excellently done.