Helpful hints for socially awkward tricks #1

[porn_into_this]

DON'T try and bargain me down in price and then, when I respond negatively, become obsessive and call me a bajillion times. First you look cheap and disrespectful and then creepy and disrespectful. In neither case am I going to be compelled to "engage in a program of anal training" with you.

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[chaoticerotic]

"engage in a program of anal training" AND try to be cheap?

Oh fucking PLEASE.

Guys like this astound me.

[porn_into_this]

But you don't UNDERSTAND....you see this "anal training program" is primarily for MY BENEFIT, I should be grateful for the opportunity to have a creep who talked about kidnapping scenes on the phone before our first booking widen my assholes capabilities for me.

[chaoticerotic]

the guy who said he was going to pick you up and had no idea where he was taking you...and neither did you, followed by butthurt when you said you's text his car plate? *gag*

This trend is why I've blown off quite a lot of potential gigs over the last few months. Being batshit is apparently becoming more common.

[porn_into_this]

Yes, that particular specimen of FAIL

I know, this is effing depressing, where is our bailout Obama?

[porn_into_this]

San Francisco is full of very special snowflakes, and unfortunately that means when people suck, they suck in a spectacular fashion.
Mostly I'm just embarrassed that these dudes are so easy to manipulate, like I turn them down they immediately offer me more money and act like scolded children that will do anything to get back in your good graces.

[peekaboo]

some people are just generally incompetent.