Jul 28, 2008 01:51
Name: Onigiri (real name lost to the sands of time)
Age: 15
Height: SHORT AND ROUND
Eyes: Black
Hair: Black
Medical Info: Is a porker.
Physical traits: Is a porker.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: ANYTHING. Onigiri regularly breaks the fourth wall like a perverted Kool-Aid Man. OH YEAH.
Notes for the Psychics: I wouldn't, if I were you.
Abilities: Onigiri is the sole rider and possibly the undisputed king of the Smell Road. Described as the only magical ability in Air Gear, Onigiri's powers only work on women, and are horrible. HE SEEMS TO HAVE A WEIRD TELEPATHY SKILL, HYPNOTIC BODY ODOR, ABILITY TO LOCATE A WOMAN BY HER SMELL, CAN ATTAIN KING SPEEDS WHEN CHASING A FINE PIECE OF ASS. And can ride upsidedown with amazing skill, is kind of the only member on Kogarasumaru who reliably wins his battles. Sob. Horrible amount of porn knowledge.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: OH SURE!
Kissing/Hugging: ........ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Actually, in the odd and amazing event that you actually want to. I WOULD SAY NO. ONIGIRI SHOULD NEVER EVER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. Though if it's just to punk him. GO FOR IT.
Fighting: He's a formidable fighter. Only if you're a woman. Otherwise yeah. He's going d- ... will be finished qui- ........... ded.
Maim/Murder/Death: Go for it. SERIOUSLY. He gets killed so many times in canon it's hilarious. He comes back. Even without the moogles. Just his little piggy soul always escapes the reaper. The more cracky the death the better. You don't even need to contact me.
Cooking: It is my honest and sincere hope that Onigiri can cook, and it's just as horrible as his dad's cooking.