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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave juicy_lucy a kidney (1000 points). In September I broke egosumebrius's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I gave elfianjoy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole lilsweetie686's purse (30 points). Last Monday I set calizalure's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (947 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
porker_