It's All About the 7's
Snagged from superduperotaku whom swiped it from cynchick... beyond that, I have no idea where else it's been swiped from. But feel free to covet it for yourself!
SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1- The thought of anything happening to my children
2- Anything happening to my husband
3- Might as well cover anything happening to any of my family members and people I love
4- Midgets scare me
5- Clowns scare me more
6- Midget clowns scare the living shit out of me
7- I'm terrified of heights, closed in areas, not being able to breath and germs!
SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1- The bed
2- Down blanket
3- Pillows
4- The TV
5- The husband
6- Me
7- The supply of K-Y, Astroglide, Play and Vaseline
SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU
1- I'm the black sheep of my family or at least the "unique" one.
2- I don't drink- ever
3- I'm not someone you'd want to get into a verbal or physical altercation with- I never lose.
4- I absolutely hate being apart from my kids
5- I tend to over analyze everything
6- I cuss entirely too much
7- I have a huge heart.
SEVEN THINGS YOU WISH TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1- See my kids grow up and be happy in life
2- Grow old with my best friend, my husband
3- See my grandkids (someday) grow up
4- Have sex with the ugliest man in the world- Ron Jeremy
5- Own a nursery (Plants, not children- I have enough of my own, thanks)
6- Travel the world
7- Spend my retirement on a boat, fishing until I kick the bucket and my husband can toss me over the rail as chum
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO
1- I can cook and bake
2- I can get virtually any stain out of any fabric
3- I can sew
4- I can make people laugh, even if it's at my own expense; a smile is worth it
5- I can be compassionate
6- I can cut anyone down to size with my sharp tongue
7- I can always find my inner child and let her out to play- anytime, any day.
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1- I can't be serious for more than 5-10 minutes at a clip
2- I can't dance
3- I can't play cards without cheating
4- I can't light the damn BBQ
5- I can't stand people that don't reprimand their rotten children
6- I can't resist talking to old people. They have the best stories to tell
7- I can't stand to have the left side of my neck kissed. It makes me violent.
SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1- "Paul" "Gianna"
2- "Fucking laundry"
3- "1,2... Don't make me get to 3."
4- "Come here. I didn't just randomly scream out your name for shits and giggles. I called you to come in here."
5- "Breakfast is up"
6- "Dinner is on the table."
7- "I love you!"
Yeah... that about sums me up.
SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1- The thought of anything happening to my children
2- Anything happening to my husband
3- Might as well cover anything happening to any of my family members and people I love
4- Midgets scare me
5- Clowns scare me more
6- Midget clowns scare the living shit out of me
7- I'm terrified of heights, closed in areas, not being able to breath and germs!
SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1- The bed
2- Down blanket
3- Pillows
4- The TV
5- The husband
6- Me
7- The supply of K-Y, Astroglide, Play and Vaseline
SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU
1- I'm the black sheep of my family or at least the "unique" one.
2- I don't drink- ever
3- I'm not someone you'd want to get into a verbal or physical altercation with- I never lose.
4- I absolutely hate being apart from my kids
5- I tend to over analyze everything
6- I cuss entirely too much
7- I have a huge heart.
SEVEN THINGS YOU WISH TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1- See my kids grow up and be happy in life
2- Grow old with my best friend, my husband
3- See my grandkids (someday) grow up
4- Have sex with the ugliest man in the world- Ron Jeremy
5- Own a nursery (Plants, not children- I have enough of my own, thanks)
6- Travel the world
7- Spend my retirement on a boat, fishing until I kick the bucket and my husband can toss me over the rail as chum
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO
1- I can cook and bake
2- I can get virtually any stain out of any fabric
3- I can sew
4- I can make people laugh, even if it's at my own expense; a smile is worth it
5- I can be compassionate
6- I can cut anyone down to size with my sharp tongue
7- I can always find my inner child and let her out to play- anytime, any day.
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1- I can't be serious for more than 5-10 minutes at a clip
2- I can't dance
3- I can't play cards without cheating
4- I can't light the damn BBQ
5- I can't stand people that don't reprimand their rotten children
6- I can't resist talking to old people. They have the best stories to tell
7- I can't stand to have the left side of my neck kissed. It makes me violent.
SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1- "Paul" "Gianna"
2- "Fucking laundry"
3- "1,2... Don't make me get to 3."
4- "Come here. I didn't just randomly scream out your name for shits and giggles. I called you to come in here."
5- "Breakfast is up"
6- "Dinner is on the table."
7- "I love you!"
Yeah... that about sums me up.