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so, tonight, jesse and i decided to hit up our favorite little hole-in-the-wall diner for our monthly night out. our favorite waitress (the one who is hilariously mean to everyone but us) was there for the last ten minutes of her shift and we chatted for a bit, everything was going fine, and just as she was about to leave for the night she all the sudden came back over and said to us, "guys, don't argue with me about this -- i took care of your bill tonight and you can't tip me." it was so fucking adorable. but, as anyone who knows us knows, we don't let good deeds go unpunished, so after we finished eating we went up to the counter to attempt to pay anyway but the other waitress (who we also like) told us we couldn't. so we asked if we could just leave a tip, and she said yes. but since neither of us carries cash, we needed to use a credit card, but without a bill we couldn't charge our cards (or at least, that's what she said). so she asked us how much we wanted to leave, and i said $10, so she pulled a ten out of her own purse and stuck it in an envelope for the other waitress, and then wouldn't take a check to pay HER back, and ran into the kitchen and wouldn't come back out. !!!
so jesse and i were forced once again to assume our alternate identities. we left the diner, went to a semi-nearby 7-11 and got $20 cash back. then we drove back to the diner location, hastily cutting out mustaches from scrap paper found within my car, affixed said mustaches to our faces, and re-entered the establishment as guy incognito and william manley. at this point i would like it to be noted that the waitress in question was chatting with a police officer as we made our entrance. we ran up to her, identified ourselves, proclaimed that we were from the Society of Awesome People Awards Society, thrust the $20 at her whilst she (and the police officer) were still incapacitated with laughter for some reason, and ran away.
WIN.
so jesse and i were forced once again to assume our alternate identities. we left the diner, went to a semi-nearby 7-11 and got $20 cash back. then we drove back to the diner location, hastily cutting out mustaches from scrap paper found within my car, affixed said mustaches to our faces, and re-entered the establishment as guy incognito and william manley. at this point i would like it to be noted that the waitress in question was chatting with a police officer as we made our entrance. we ran up to her, identified ourselves, proclaimed that we were from the Society of Awesome People Awards Society, thrust the $20 at her whilst she (and the police officer) were still incapacitated with laughter for some reason, and ran away.
WIN.