Will Return to Her Regularly Scheduled Vampire Lifestyle
On my Monday off, I decided for once I would leave my house before 5 p.m. to run errands. I now remember why I subconsciously imposed a vampire-esque lifestyle on myself despite working a sort of 9-5 job. I went to the grocery store at 3 p.m. thinking it would be relatively empty on a Monday. WRONG! Every yuppy mother and her hordes of demon spawn and old person in the neighborhood was there. It took me 15 mins to find a place to park and I wasn't even looking for a close spot. I will say this though for Publix even at its busiest I didn't have to wait in line to check out but I didn't have to bag my own groceries but that's no big deal.
THEN I arrive home and gather my groceries out of my car. I go around the corner of my apartment with my heavy bags of groceries in hand and there laying in path was EVIL itself. A thick slimey snake O___O with its evil eyes and deathly tale. In reality, it was probably just a garden snake but in my mind it was a big ol' rattlesnake. I froze and began to hyperventilate. I had room to walk paste it but every time I tried to move my legs I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I mean what if it had decided to turn around and unleash its evil on me. Finally, after much freaking out, the snake slithered away for enough that I could unfreeze my legs and haul ass past it but it did turn and look at me with malice in its eyes.
I'm wondering what will happen now that I'm about to leave to go do laundry. Wish me luck.
THEN I arrive home and gather my groceries out of my car. I go around the corner of my apartment with my heavy bags of groceries in hand and there laying in path was EVIL itself. A thick slimey snake O___O with its evil eyes and deathly tale. In reality, it was probably just a garden snake but in my mind it was a big ol' rattlesnake. I froze and began to hyperventilate. I had room to walk paste it but every time I tried to move my legs I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I mean what if it had decided to turn around and unleash its evil on me. Finally, after much freaking out, the snake slithered away for enough that I could unfreeze my legs and haul ass past it but it did turn and look at me with malice in its eyes.
I'm wondering what will happen now that I'm about to leave to go do laundry. Wish me luck.