My tweets
- Tue, 08:25: Jade is hilarious because its entire plot basically hinges on “there’s only one straight woman in all of San Francisco who likes anal sex.” https://t.co/QIJPXJN8E3
- Tue, 13:49: "[Lenny is] basically Mr. Roark from Fantasy Island, if, instead of letting someone experience what it’s like to be a professional baseball player, it’s being a nubile teenager who’s apparently just discovered that she has breasts." https://t.co/V093yPbL7D
- Tue, 15:05: Who knew that just saying "no" could be so goddamn funny. https://t.co/8Ii9rrmIFj https://t.co/e9DuTUA9bD
- Tue, 17:25: RT @ NotABigJerk: guy who watches a movie every month: yeah i like the movies guy who watches a movie every week: you could say i love cine…
- Tue, 22:00: But on the bright side our police department has tanks. https://t.co/7L9iNMjcWk
- Wed, 05:56: RT @ DialHForHagai: when a 16-year-old with 31 followers posts a bad opinion on twitter and it becomes Discourse https://t.co/GY59QB9kDZ