Freedom! Also I ate so much mac n' cheese I might barf.

Jun 04, 2009 12:56

Seriously you guys, I just ate so much mac n' cheese. Like, ridiculously copious amounts of the stuff. SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.

Today was good, got to sleep in until 8 then go in for like 2 hours of class. I'm officially DONE! I think all my finals went really well,  and I'm dedicating my summer to cultivating my writing and drawing skills. Oh, and making money, because well... I like clothes and comics and video games and GOD DAMMIT WHY MUST I WANT SO MANY THINGS?

So last night I had the most epic conversation ever on AIM with
miss_bushido , (I seem to have those a lot lately... Wtf.) I thought I saved the contents of the window but apparently not so instead I just yanked the quotes  from
miss_bushido's journal. What follows is disputably the most mind blowing thing ever.

elporqueeee: ... I'm baw'ing alot tonight
elporqueeee: What is wrong with me
youkai samurai18: Aww
elporqueeee: It's the baw fever isn't it?
youkai samurai18: Lol
youkai samurai18: Honey-covered ShotaSchach will make it all better
elporqueeee: Oh god LMAO

youkai samurai18: XD
youkai samurai18: God damn it XD
elporqueeee: Just thinking of that breaks my brain
youkai samurai18: Mine too
youkai samurai18: The image
youkai samurai18: AUUUUGH
youkai samurai18: XD
elporqueeee: URGHSFKSDFJSF
elporqueeee: Even worse, Ozy would have that shit in his Boys folder I JUST KNOW IT
youkai samurai18: UGH
youkai samurai18: I just...threw up in my mouth a little
elporqueeee: Savor it
elporqueeee: Swirl it in your mouth
youkai samurai18: EWW
elporqueeee: OH MAN I JUST THREW UP THINKING OF THAT
youkai samurai18: I'm not Rory
youkai samurai18: :P
elporqueeee: Ewwwwwww he totally would
youkai samurai18: EWWWW
elporqueeee: "Hurm. Tastes like beans."
youkai samurai18: GROSS
elporqueeee: GROSSEST CONVO EVAH
youkai samurai18: "Rorschach's journal. June 3, 2009. Found new way to eat. Easier to transport food. Obvious really."
elporqueeee: OH MY GOD FFFFFFFFF
youkai samurai18: LMAO
elporqueeee: This is a treasure trove of both lulz and disgustingness
youkai samurai18: Oh that's right. I went there
youkai samurai18: XD
elporqueeee: OH SHI-
elporqueeee: Can you imagine if Dan found out about this?
youkai samurai18: OH FUCK
elporqueeee: Dan: "Want some dinner buddy?"
elporqueeee: Rorschach: "Brought my own."
youkai samurai18: He'd never kiss Rory again without making sure he had had mouthwash or something
youkai samurai18: FFFF
youkai samurai18: XD
elporqueeee: Dan: "Where is it?"
youkai samurai18: Rorschach: "My mouth."
elporqueeee: LOLLLLLLLLLLL
elporqueeee: NO COMBO BREAKERS HERE MY FRIEND
youkai samurai18: *Vomits onto plate*
youkai samurai18: HAHAH
elporqueeee: Only win
elporqueeee: EWWWWWWWWWWW
elporqueeee: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
youkai samurai18: LMAO
youkai samurai18: He's like a mother bird
elporqueeee: Dan: "... I lost my permi-boner D:"
youkai samurai18: Except he's feeding himself instead of babies
youkai samurai18: HAHA
youkai samurai18: Dan should appreciate it
youkai samurai18: Since he's an orinthologist....or something
elporqueeee: ... What if he thought it was kinky?
youkai samurai18: OH FF
elporqueeee: "OMG UR LIEK A BIRD"
elporqueeee: "LET'S DO IT"
youkai samurai18: This puts an even NEWER spin on their relationship
elporqueeee: I think I just blew my own mind
youkai samurai18: Hahahah
youkai samurai18: This is the best conversation EVER
elporqueeee: EVUR
elporqueeee: BUT BUT BUT
elporqueeee: What if Dan made him feed him like that D:? OH NOOOOOOOO
youkai samurai18: OH MY GODDDDDDDD
youkai samurai18: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
elporqueeee: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
elporqueeee: Dan:"Oh yes, I'm your little baby bird, now feed me, FEED ME WITH YOUR MOUTH"
elporqueeee: EW OH GOD UGH
youkai samurai18: OH MY F--
youkai samurai18: OH MY GOD I NEED A SEXY PIC NOW
elporqueeee: OH SHIT YES LOL
youkai samurai18: HERE WE GO
youkai samurai18: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a159/Miss_Bushido/Watchmen/2009-5-5-4.jpg?t=1244087125
youkai samurai18: My goodness
elporqueeee: OH MY GOD
youkai samurai18: J.I.M.P.
youkai samurai18: Jizz In My Pants
youkai samurai18: FFFFFF
elporqueeee: FUCKIN' AGREED
youkai samurai18: Hehehehe

God we... We have issues, OK? I can't help it.  Anyways, going to go work on finishing some writing prompts, (for those of you who've forgotten I posted a journal entry the other day telling my f!list they could prompt me with anything they wanted and I would be obligated to fulfill the request. A few people took me up on it so now I have some prompts to fill!)

Also jimdimitri is a B.A.M.F, (Bad Ass Mothah Fuckah) and is who I was originally talking to when the "honey covered shotaschach" thing spawned. You just... You don't even want to know.

life

Previous post Next post
Up