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1. Pick 10 men over 40 that you'd bang
2. Find pictures
3. Post pictures and why you like them
miss_bushido did this, and well, being that she is awesome I decided to do it myself. Because honestly people, there is not enough love for middle aged men. (LOL THAT SOUNDS REALLY CREEPY.)
Warning: This post is image heavy. Also, it's not in any particular order BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM ALL.
1) Jackie Earle Haley
Ok, yes, he's 47. But he's an amazing actor and I find him oddly attractive... He's one of those unconventionally attractive types of guys in my opinion. I've loved him for a long time and then he went and played Rorschach, one of my all-time favorite comic book characters, which only made me fangirl over him to a whole new extent. Additionally he did a phenomenal job in such movies as "Little Children" and is going to be "Shutter Island" which looks like it will be an amazing movie.
Just look at him. He's so tiny and adorable, HOW CAN YOU RESIST?
This image of him as Walter Kovacs never fails to make me "daaaaaaaaawwwwww" despite the fact he would probably fuck my shit up if I ever said it to his face. (Walter I mean. Not Jackie xD)
2) Johnny Depp
Alright, so he's made some bad film choices, I can't deny that. But he always does a great job of portraying his character, often outshining the rest of the shitty movie. And he has been in some great movies to be honest. Further, I postulate that he is using:
a) Voodo magic
or
b) Has found the fountain of youth
because holy shit he never. Ages. Ever.
Just look at that shit. He's sexy and he knows it. He also knows you want him, but guess what? He doesn't fucking care. Look at that smug smirk. Bitch knows he's workin' it.
3) Jon Stewart
Come on people, he's the anchor for the Daily Show. He's not only hilarious but pretty easy on the eyes. When he was younger he was super sexy, and I say that he has retained some of that sexiness; just enough that I would not object to plowing that shit.
Yes. Yes please. Also, he's just not complete without his suit. Every time I see him in every day atire I quickly avert my eyes, mainly because it feels like some sort of blasphemy.
4) Stephen Colbert
I love Stephen. Now, I'm not quite as attracted to him as his former boss (Jon Stewart) but I have to admit I find him oddly appealing. I'm beginning to suspect I have a fetish for suits and satirical news show anchors. Like Stewart, he doesn't look right without a suit. Plus he should keep his glasses on at all times because I find them sexy.
Yeah. Yeah you sew that flag boy.
5) Hugh Laurie
Hugh Laurie is 49 people. And yet, he remains one of the men I would most like to bang. He's an amazing actor, he's hilarious, and he rocks the stubbly look that I am so attracted to. What more could you want?
UNF. UNF UNF UNF. He's staring into my SOUL. And look at those eyes; those beautiful blue eyes. RAVISH MEEEEE.
6) Hugh Jackman
Two Hughs? On one list? IT'S A CONSPIRACY. Granted, Hugh Jackman has been in some... Shitty movies. But damn is he smokin'. Not only is his face pleasing to look at, but he has a pretty bangin' bod to boot.
Oh my god. Not only would I tap that, but I would smash that. Possibly snap his pelvis in two.
7) Clive Owen
Pretty damn hot. He's been in a ton of little known/ crappy movies. The only title I can remember him from off the top of my head is "Shoot 'Em Up" which, although it wasn't exactly very intellectually stimulating I found enjoyable. However, he's hot and over 40, so he goes ont he list. (The accent doesn't hurt either. I'm a sucker for an accent.)
Damn does he look moody. But it's ok. Because he's hot.
8) John McGinley
I automatically assume you have no idea who I'm talking about. Well, let me clear it up for you; he played Dr. Cox on Scrubs. Ok? Get it? Got it? Good. He's kind of muscular. His smile always looks kind of sarcastic. He plays one of my favorite t.v. characters. HE IS ON THIS LIST DAMMIT.
Just look at him carry around that baby. ADORABLE.
9) Michael J. Fox
Michael J. Fox is a badass. He's hilarious, and a badass. He even manages to rock Parkinson's disease. I reiterate; badass.
I mean, come on. Those puppy dog eyes. He's just plain adorable.
10) Aaron Eckhardt (a.k.a SEXHEART)
Let's get this straight; normally, I don't go for this type. I don't really like blond hair. I'm not into the whole butt-chin thing, (which he definitely has going on.) But, there is an exception to every rule, and Aaron Eckhardt is my exception. He's a good actor first of all; I loved "Thank You For Smoking" and he played Harvey Dent a.k.a. Twoface in "The Dark Knight" (LOL BACONFACE.) Plus, this is just a likeable guy. Don't believe me? Then watch this interview he did with Jon Stewart. It's pretty hilarious.
Unfortunately, in TDK they take this:
And turn it into this:
OH GOD, BACONFACE BACONFACE BACONFACE.
It's ok Aaron; let's go make sweet sweet love with some bacon lube.
That's it for the list, (thank god.) Unfortunately there are about a billion other people I can think of. God damn it.
2. Find pictures
3. Post pictures and why you like them
miss_bushido did this, and well, being that she is awesome I decided to do it myself. Because honestly people, there is not enough love for middle aged men. (LOL THAT SOUNDS REALLY CREEPY.)
Warning: This post is image heavy. Also, it's not in any particular order BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM ALL.
1) Jackie Earle Haley
Ok, yes, he's 47. But he's an amazing actor and I find him oddly attractive... He's one of those unconventionally attractive types of guys in my opinion. I've loved him for a long time and then he went and played Rorschach, one of my all-time favorite comic book characters, which only made me fangirl over him to a whole new extent. Additionally he did a phenomenal job in such movies as "Little Children" and is going to be "Shutter Island" which looks like it will be an amazing movie.
Just look at him. He's so tiny and adorable, HOW CAN YOU RESIST?
This image of him as Walter Kovacs never fails to make me "daaaaaaaaawwwwww" despite the fact he would probably fuck my shit up if I ever said it to his face. (Walter I mean. Not Jackie xD)
2) Johnny Depp
Alright, so he's made some bad film choices, I can't deny that. But he always does a great job of portraying his character, often outshining the rest of the shitty movie. And he has been in some great movies to be honest. Further, I postulate that he is using:
a) Voodo magic
or
b) Has found the fountain of youth
because holy shit he never. Ages. Ever.
Just look at that shit. He's sexy and he knows it. He also knows you want him, but guess what? He doesn't fucking care. Look at that smug smirk. Bitch knows he's workin' it.
3) Jon Stewart
Come on people, he's the anchor for the Daily Show. He's not only hilarious but pretty easy on the eyes. When he was younger he was super sexy, and I say that he has retained some of that sexiness; just enough that I would not object to plowing that shit.
Yes. Yes please. Also, he's just not complete without his suit. Every time I see him in every day atire I quickly avert my eyes, mainly because it feels like some sort of blasphemy.
4) Stephen Colbert
I love Stephen. Now, I'm not quite as attracted to him as his former boss (Jon Stewart) but I have to admit I find him oddly appealing. I'm beginning to suspect I have a fetish for suits and satirical news show anchors. Like Stewart, he doesn't look right without a suit. Plus he should keep his glasses on at all times because I find them sexy.
Yeah. Yeah you sew that flag boy.
5) Hugh Laurie
Hugh Laurie is 49 people. And yet, he remains one of the men I would most like to bang. He's an amazing actor, he's hilarious, and he rocks the stubbly look that I am so attracted to. What more could you want?
UNF. UNF UNF UNF. He's staring into my SOUL. And look at those eyes; those beautiful blue eyes. RAVISH MEEEEE.
6) Hugh Jackman
Two Hughs? On one list? IT'S A CONSPIRACY. Granted, Hugh Jackman has been in some... Shitty movies. But damn is he smokin'. Not only is his face pleasing to look at, but he has a pretty bangin' bod to boot.
Oh my god. Not only would I tap that, but I would smash that. Possibly snap his pelvis in two.
7) Clive Owen
Pretty damn hot. He's been in a ton of little known/ crappy movies. The only title I can remember him from off the top of my head is "Shoot 'Em Up" which, although it wasn't exactly very intellectually stimulating I found enjoyable. However, he's hot and over 40, so he goes ont he list. (The accent doesn't hurt either. I'm a sucker for an accent.)
Damn does he look moody. But it's ok. Because he's hot.
8) John McGinley
I automatically assume you have no idea who I'm talking about. Well, let me clear it up for you; he played Dr. Cox on Scrubs. Ok? Get it? Got it? Good. He's kind of muscular. His smile always looks kind of sarcastic. He plays one of my favorite t.v. characters. HE IS ON THIS LIST DAMMIT.
Just look at him carry around that baby. ADORABLE.
9) Michael J. Fox
Michael J. Fox is a badass. He's hilarious, and a badass. He even manages to rock Parkinson's disease. I reiterate; badass.
I mean, come on. Those puppy dog eyes. He's just plain adorable.
10) Aaron Eckhardt (a.k.a SEXHEART)
Let's get this straight; normally, I don't go for this type. I don't really like blond hair. I'm not into the whole butt-chin thing, (which he definitely has going on.) But, there is an exception to every rule, and Aaron Eckhardt is my exception. He's a good actor first of all; I loved "Thank You For Smoking" and he played Harvey Dent a.k.a. Twoface in "The Dark Knight" (LOL BACONFACE.) Plus, this is just a likeable guy. Don't believe me? Then watch this interview he did with Jon Stewart. It's pretty hilarious.
Unfortunately, in TDK they take this:
And turn it into this:
OH GOD, BACONFACE BACONFACE BACONFACE.
It's ok Aaron; let's go make sweet sweet love with some bacon lube.
That's it for the list, (thank god.) Unfortunately there are about a billion other people I can think of. God damn it.