BLAST FROM THE PAST
"I hate fucking McDonald's and the dumb asses who work there.
You ask for a burger with only mayonnaise on it.
What you get is a burger with pickles, onions, ketchup, and mustard.
Is it so fucking hard to squirt a little mayonnaise on an extra bun?
Or do they want to be lazy and get their lousy job done?
What ever happened to the customer is always right?
Or even, fucking have it your way?
Why do you even get your pay
If you're too fucking stupid to use a microwave.
Corporate America, feeds the rich.
Give your hard earned money for grease.
Fatten yourselves up for quick service.
If it's really service at all.
Pull up to the speaker.
Take my order!
I'm in a hurry.
Stop goofing off, you fucking twit!
Do your job, I've got to eat this shit!
Finally, I pull up to the window.
I'm expecting to see a preteen bimbo.
What see is a blob with a mustache.
She's counting pennies,1,2,3.
Why does she keep looking at me?
I gave you a fucking $50?
Where's all my change, you crook!
I hate McDonald's and you should too.
While we're at it, McDonald's hates you.
Stay at home and cook a nice meal.
So you don't have to deal
With all the idiots who have no minds.
All the idiots who waste your time.
Sure, they have snazzy screens
For accuracy, but if people are
Too stupid to use technology
Why even have a business at all.
I say McDonald's deserves a downfall!"
My best work yet.
You ask for a burger with only mayonnaise on it.
What you get is a burger with pickles, onions, ketchup, and mustard.
Is it so fucking hard to squirt a little mayonnaise on an extra bun?
Or do they want to be lazy and get their lousy job done?
What ever happened to the customer is always right?
Or even, fucking have it your way?
Why do you even get your pay
If you're too fucking stupid to use a microwave.
Corporate America, feeds the rich.
Give your hard earned money for grease.
Fatten yourselves up for quick service.
If it's really service at all.
Pull up to the speaker.
Take my order!
I'm in a hurry.
Stop goofing off, you fucking twit!
Do your job, I've got to eat this shit!
Finally, I pull up to the window.
I'm expecting to see a preteen bimbo.
What see is a blob with a mustache.
She's counting pennies,1,2,3.
Why does she keep looking at me?
I gave you a fucking $50?
Where's all my change, you crook!
I hate McDonald's and you should too.
While we're at it, McDonald's hates you.
Stay at home and cook a nice meal.
So you don't have to deal
With all the idiots who have no minds.
All the idiots who waste your time.
Sure, they have snazzy screens
For accuracy, but if people are
Too stupid to use technology
Why even have a business at all.
I say McDonald's deserves a downfall!"
My best work yet.