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So yes... I have FIFTY minutes to play on the computer today!! Yee haw and merriment abounds. Why, you ask? For I am at the library. The place where intelligence is *supposed* to reside, for this building ecompasses centuries (and then some) of knowledge, wisdom, humor, and excitement.
And also- they have computers for chumps like me who have their freedom taken away at home.
So I have... a little time to bring up a topic that I have been debating with a friend of mine that I have had somewhat romantic feelings for. Yes, yes- I know- HOW DARE I!! I'm supposed to be the cold-hearted bitch with "Fuck off" tattooed on her forehead.
Anyway- topic up for debate is:
AHEM- Put the G-Rated Audience to bed, because this topic is not recommended for them. Mainly because I'm just profane and blunt. Moving on-
Having Sex vs. Making Love
Is There a Difference?
He and I agree that there is. But what exactly is the line between having sex and making love?
He says that making love and having sex both involve love and closeness. Making love, to him, is sensual and caring. Taking the time to explore eachother's bodies and desires, and making the person you're with feel as wonderful as they make you feel when you come around. Sex (to him) is a slightly kinkier version of making love (i.e. extreme foreplay, involvement of dirty talk). Then there's another degree of sex to this guy: Fucking. To him, this is where it's just raw "love" and it's all about the wildest fantasies being played out.
When he told me all of this (in a voicemail, I might add) I about wanted to puke. I see a much more clear cut line between "Sex" and "Love Making". I may, however, be succumbing to delusions of grandeur given the fact that I have only SLIGHTLY experienced love-making. OK. So here I go- Webster, eat your heart out (and give me a call so I can get my own dictionary published, Kellster... how cool would that be!! Anyway).
Making love: Verb An act that embodies mutual physical and emotional passion, where BOTH participants exchange the core requirements of bodily fluid. Displaying respect for one another in a unclothed fashion. Meant for individuals involved in a serious, long term, romantic relationship.
Lamens terms: Making love is when both of you want to be with one another. I say BOTH because this can only be done WITH TWO PEOPLE. Threesomes and orgies are something else. Making love is a private act, that allows both people to spiritually and emotionally connect on a higher plane (initiated, of course, by biological responses and animal instincts of what is supposed to go where). Making love is something to be done with a person of whom you are seriously dating, are married to, or something along those lines. Friends with benefits don't count. Neither do one night stands or sex on the first date (no matter how much you "click").
In a scenario: Billy and Bonnie have just gotten married. They have been dating for a couple of years and are deeply in love. When they are alone they express their love for each other by being physically close. They make their bond stronger with this act. In a sense, they MAKE LOVE.
Having Sex: Verb An act that only requires lust, and at least two willing participants of either gender. Bodily fluids exchanged, no emotional attachment. Perfect for when your adrenaline is high, a fight has just occured, or you are extremely edgy and need to vent out your aggressions in a *let's hope* non-violent way (however certain parties will gladly welcome violence into this act).
Lamens Terms: You need to blow off some steam, you're hormones are racing, you feel a need to spread your seed/ have one planted in you, you've been drinking too much and you see the first peice of ass that walks by, or you just want to know what it would be like to get down and dirty with that girl your friend has been seeing on and off again for the past three months. This is the perfect opportunity for a Friends with Benefits fling, putting out on the first date, or hell- hiring someone to hump you senseless.
In a Scenario: Billy and Bonnie have some time to kill before they have to board their plane for their Honeymoon. They're both feeling frisky, so they hide in the nearest vacant restroom and have sex until they hear their boarding call.
I was going to add synonyms, but I don't have enough minutes left to list them all. Hahaha.
So... PLEASE- tell me what you think? This whole thing with this guy has really left me all discombobulated. If I even spelled that right.
OH!!! And here's a laugh. Got an email from A TOTALLY RANDOM GUY. I thought I should share it with you, because it was just that interesting in it's self. He, of course, shall remain nameless. But I just thought it was so... random. So here you go.
His first e-mail to me...
Subject: Hi Beautiful, interested in being friends and...who knows we may share noons filled with champagne in hot tub...
To: Me
Hi Beautiful,
I find these message introductions difficult with only the written word to convey myself. I know that the subject line cuts the chase...Beautiful pic!
So here we go---I am a CENSORED (have a decent pic -at CENSORED)
in very good shape, feel that I am good looking. I consider myself to be a very simple down-to-earth kind of guy.
I love to live life to the fullest, enjoying every moment, making each minute count. I feel that I have a positive outlook on life, and would like to extend my outlook with someone simliar. I am looking for a friend to enjoy lifes adventures whatever they may be, whether dining out, or sitting and laughing at light jokes. I love to laugh. I enjoy spoiling the special people in my life, feeling that life comes around once. So I tend to treat those around me the way I would enjoy being
treated myself.
My friends have told me that I am a good listener, and have a good understanding of life. I hope they
are right.
I also believe in three principles:
1. Live life each day to the fullest extent possible.
2. Laughter cures almost all ailments in life.
3. A kiss is the icebreaking step for expressing a
genuine like for each other.
If you believe I sound like someone you would like to know better, please feel free to e-mail me...if
not...thank you for taking the time to read this and good luck with your search. I have been told I look better in person.
Cheers,
CENSORED
Email: CENSORED
Some laughs for you...
HOW TO KILL AN EEL (a true story)
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtain one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother.
Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.
He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him that she was really HOT.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick.... a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. HONEST! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake!
"Anyway," sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go... I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it. And he helped by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them.
After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel... I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats.... they have nine lives or something.
This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet.
Mother fainted.
--------------------------------------------
I'm sure you must have read this...but everytime re-reading gets all those
memories to come back ... mmmm....
101 Things NOT to say during sex
---------------------------------------------
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is
dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1 This is your first time..right?
Person 2 Yeah.. today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room
rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your
friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains,
okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I
learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I
just steam-cleaned
this
couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuff
My Reply...
A greeting such as “hello” is something I bid towards people I know. Since I do not know you, I will simply extend you salutations.
I recently received your e-mail. I wish there was something else I could really say in addition to my aforementioned statement, but I regret that words do fail me in this present situation.
I must admit, though, that I did not ever expect an e-mail such as this to appear in my inbox. So when I read the subject line, I thought it was spam and was about to delete it when I decided "What the hell- why not see exactly what this may be."
Though your enthusiasm is considered refreshing in a world full of males who carry the value of their ego in direct proportion to the measurement to their manhood, I do think that you yourself were a little over-zealous in your presentation of this e-mail, giving off the impression of a Classifieds Ad Posting in contrary to contemporary e-mail correspondence between strangers and acquaintances.
Furthermore, your subject line includes romantic undertones, which I find remotely charming. However, even one as "romantically" and philanthropically inclined as yourself must admit that the fourteen year age gap does present quite a problem in attempts to make a relationship between the sexes (platonic or otherwise considered).
In the end, I come to the idea that you are a very blunt person, as is evident by such an unexpected e-mail to a complete stranger. I am flattered that you have taken the time to advance such an invitation of friendship my way. However I am one who is convinced that getting to know myself better has only made the lives of those in pursuit of such a task much worse than they’d ever imagined.
Sincerely,
Me
His final e-mail to me...
Hi,
It surely shows that you have great personality, very confident and beautiful inside-out! Rare to find people and am sure you're a great friend as you are not afraid of putting things as it is. Great response and yet little immature, which goes to show the gap in our understanding and can certainly be targetted to our age differences.
All in all, am sure you've great friends and busy bee, so you don't need any more friends. I am sure you'd find some great ones as you are surrounded with great people all around.
I guess since I failed you with my message, you don't have to worry about anything as you find it offensive, not welcome and all other things you added. I am sorry for the inconvenience.
Oh, btw, the romantic tones were very subtle - targetted for someone who misses such times and would like to have a fling, not a relationship, but then you never understood the message.
There are great many people in situations like this,may not be yours situation, where they just want friends and more of fwb where they could just hangout, have fun and live some...kinda "living their life to the fullest" with someone who's trusting, stable and can be a sugardad...lol, yeah that's the idea of age difference, as I don't date ladies my age. I am interested in friendship with someone who's young, want action and excitement, would enjoy an afternoon with jacuzzi filled baths sharing, some champagne and delicate things in life...yet know how to be descrete...oh, ofcourse, large hands of a message therapist, too. lol
Have a wonderful day! Bye
Tee hee hee. Oh well. Speaking of guys (which this update has basically been about) this guy from Hi5 and I are talking on the phone. He seems kind of sweet, in an odd way. Don't get me wrong, I'm not divulging any serious information- simply superficial stuff (as in not telling him EVERY LITTLE THING about me. Hell- I don't even want to know every little thing about me). So he asks me out for last Friday night. Told me he knew this great little Italian place in the Village across from the mall...
You mean in that disgusting strip mall where coke deals go down? I think. Yeah, right. This guy's pathetic. But I found it interesting how he seemed to be trying so hard but showing so little, so I stupidly agreed. He was supposed to call Thursday and set up a time to meet, and he never called. Fortunately A called me and we set up a date of our own- just a girl's night out of food, shopping and a HILARIOUS movie.
Sidenote- GO SEE THE FORTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN. Very much worth the money to see it in the theatre, because it's too good to simply wait for it to hit Blockbuster and NetFlix. End Sidenote.
So yesterday he calls me while I'm at work (which is going WONDERFULLY!! I'll be sure to hit up the library with a PROPER update tomorrow and tell you all about it), and leaves a voicemail telling me he went out of town. The sad thing is he didn't bother to inform me he was going to cancel or at least give me a heads up. I'm not going to sit around and wait for some guy to call me. Fuck that. If you don't stick up to your end of the bargain and call when you said you would call- then don't fucking expect me to not do anything in hopes that you'll eventually show up. I'll simply go out and do something on my own- I have NO PROBLEM with doing that, buster.
In fact, I hope you read this. You yutz. Haha I don't know. Couldn't think of anything else to say. I'm sure he's not a Yutz, I just had to think of something to finish that thought. Didn't work out to my liking, I guess. Oh well.
OK time is up. Krys- if you read this, or if someone near Krys is reading this- tell her to call me!! I'm feeling a little shunned here, having called a couple of times and had no luck getting in touch with her. I hope she's doing ok. Getting kind of worried. TELL HER I LOVE MY PINGERIFFIC TINIEST COW!! And you have to tell her just like that. Otherwise she won't believe it's from me.
OK. Three minutes left. Gotta close everything and log out so no one steals my identity.
UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!
And also- they have computers for chumps like me who have their freedom taken away at home.
So I have... a little time to bring up a topic that I have been debating with a friend of mine that I have had somewhat romantic feelings for. Yes, yes- I know- HOW DARE I!! I'm supposed to be the cold-hearted bitch with "Fuck off" tattooed on her forehead.
Anyway- topic up for debate is:
AHEM- Put the G-Rated Audience to bed, because this topic is not recommended for them. Mainly because I'm just profane and blunt. Moving on-
Having Sex vs. Making Love
Is There a Difference?
He and I agree that there is. But what exactly is the line between having sex and making love?
He says that making love and having sex both involve love and closeness. Making love, to him, is sensual and caring. Taking the time to explore eachother's bodies and desires, and making the person you're with feel as wonderful as they make you feel when you come around. Sex (to him) is a slightly kinkier version of making love (i.e. extreme foreplay, involvement of dirty talk). Then there's another degree of sex to this guy: Fucking. To him, this is where it's just raw "love" and it's all about the wildest fantasies being played out.
When he told me all of this (in a voicemail, I might add) I about wanted to puke. I see a much more clear cut line between "Sex" and "Love Making". I may, however, be succumbing to delusions of grandeur given the fact that I have only SLIGHTLY experienced love-making. OK. So here I go- Webster, eat your heart out (and give me a call so I can get my own dictionary published, Kellster... how cool would that be!! Anyway).
Making love: Verb An act that embodies mutual physical and emotional passion, where BOTH participants exchange the core requirements of bodily fluid. Displaying respect for one another in a unclothed fashion. Meant for individuals involved in a serious, long term, romantic relationship.
Lamens terms: Making love is when both of you want to be with one another. I say BOTH because this can only be done WITH TWO PEOPLE. Threesomes and orgies are something else. Making love is a private act, that allows both people to spiritually and emotionally connect on a higher plane (initiated, of course, by biological responses and animal instincts of what is supposed to go where). Making love is something to be done with a person of whom you are seriously dating, are married to, or something along those lines. Friends with benefits don't count. Neither do one night stands or sex on the first date (no matter how much you "click").
In a scenario: Billy and Bonnie have just gotten married. They have been dating for a couple of years and are deeply in love. When they are alone they express their love for each other by being physically close. They make their bond stronger with this act. In a sense, they MAKE LOVE.
Having Sex: Verb An act that only requires lust, and at least two willing participants of either gender. Bodily fluids exchanged, no emotional attachment. Perfect for when your adrenaline is high, a fight has just occured, or you are extremely edgy and need to vent out your aggressions in a *let's hope* non-violent way (however certain parties will gladly welcome violence into this act).
Lamens Terms: You need to blow off some steam, you're hormones are racing, you feel a need to spread your seed/ have one planted in you, you've been drinking too much and you see the first peice of ass that walks by, or you just want to know what it would be like to get down and dirty with that girl your friend has been seeing on and off again for the past three months. This is the perfect opportunity for a Friends with Benefits fling, putting out on the first date, or hell- hiring someone to hump you senseless.
In a Scenario: Billy and Bonnie have some time to kill before they have to board their plane for their Honeymoon. They're both feeling frisky, so they hide in the nearest vacant restroom and have sex until they hear their boarding call.
I was going to add synonyms, but I don't have enough minutes left to list them all. Hahaha.
So... PLEASE- tell me what you think? This whole thing with this guy has really left me all discombobulated. If I even spelled that right.
OH!!! And here's a laugh. Got an email from A TOTALLY RANDOM GUY. I thought I should share it with you, because it was just that interesting in it's self. He, of course, shall remain nameless. But I just thought it was so... random. So here you go.
His first e-mail to me...
Subject: Hi Beautiful, interested in being friends and...who knows we may share noons filled with champagne in hot tub...
To: Me
Hi Beautiful,
I find these message introductions difficult with only the written word to convey myself. I know that the subject line cuts the chase...Beautiful pic!
So here we go---I am a CENSORED (have a decent pic -at CENSORED)
in very good shape, feel that I am good looking. I consider myself to be a very simple down-to-earth kind of guy.
I love to live life to the fullest, enjoying every moment, making each minute count. I feel that I have a positive outlook on life, and would like to extend my outlook with someone simliar. I am looking for a friend to enjoy lifes adventures whatever they may be, whether dining out, or sitting and laughing at light jokes. I love to laugh. I enjoy spoiling the special people in my life, feeling that life comes around once. So I tend to treat those around me the way I would enjoy being
treated myself.
My friends have told me that I am a good listener, and have a good understanding of life. I hope they
are right.
I also believe in three principles:
1. Live life each day to the fullest extent possible.
2. Laughter cures almost all ailments in life.
3. A kiss is the icebreaking step for expressing a
genuine like for each other.
If you believe I sound like someone you would like to know better, please feel free to e-mail me...if
not...thank you for taking the time to read this and good luck with your search. I have been told I look better in person.
Cheers,
CENSORED
Email: CENSORED
Some laughs for you...
HOW TO KILL AN EEL (a true story)
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtain one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother.
Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.
He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him that she was really HOT.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick.... a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. HONEST! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake!
"Anyway," sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go... I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it. And he helped by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them.
After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel... I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats.... they have nine lives or something.
This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet.
Mother fainted.
--------------------------------------------
I'm sure you must have read this...but everytime re-reading gets all those
memories to come back ... mmmm....
101 Things NOT to say during sex
---------------------------------------------
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is
dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1 This is your first time..right?
Person 2 Yeah.. today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room
rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your
friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains,
okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I
learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I
just steam-cleaned
this
couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuff
My Reply...
A greeting such as “hello” is something I bid towards people I know. Since I do not know you, I will simply extend you salutations.
I recently received your e-mail. I wish there was something else I could really say in addition to my aforementioned statement, but I regret that words do fail me in this present situation.
I must admit, though, that I did not ever expect an e-mail such as this to appear in my inbox. So when I read the subject line, I thought it was spam and was about to delete it when I decided "What the hell- why not see exactly what this may be."
Though your enthusiasm is considered refreshing in a world full of males who carry the value of their ego in direct proportion to the measurement to their manhood, I do think that you yourself were a little over-zealous in your presentation of this e-mail, giving off the impression of a Classifieds Ad Posting in contrary to contemporary e-mail correspondence between strangers and acquaintances.
Furthermore, your subject line includes romantic undertones, which I find remotely charming. However, even one as "romantically" and philanthropically inclined as yourself must admit that the fourteen year age gap does present quite a problem in attempts to make a relationship between the sexes (platonic or otherwise considered).
In the end, I come to the idea that you are a very blunt person, as is evident by such an unexpected e-mail to a complete stranger. I am flattered that you have taken the time to advance such an invitation of friendship my way. However I am one who is convinced that getting to know myself better has only made the lives of those in pursuit of such a task much worse than they’d ever imagined.
Sincerely,
Me
His final e-mail to me...
Hi,
It surely shows that you have great personality, very confident and beautiful inside-out! Rare to find people and am sure you're a great friend as you are not afraid of putting things as it is. Great response and yet little immature, which goes to show the gap in our understanding and can certainly be targetted to our age differences.
All in all, am sure you've great friends and busy bee, so you don't need any more friends. I am sure you'd find some great ones as you are surrounded with great people all around.
I guess since I failed you with my message, you don't have to worry about anything as you find it offensive, not welcome and all other things you added. I am sorry for the inconvenience.
Oh, btw, the romantic tones were very subtle - targetted for someone who misses such times and would like to have a fling, not a relationship, but then you never understood the message.
There are great many people in situations like this,may not be yours situation, where they just want friends and more of fwb where they could just hangout, have fun and live some...kinda "living their life to the fullest" with someone who's trusting, stable and can be a sugardad...lol, yeah that's the idea of age difference, as I don't date ladies my age. I am interested in friendship with someone who's young, want action and excitement, would enjoy an afternoon with jacuzzi filled baths sharing, some champagne and delicate things in life...yet know how to be descrete...oh, ofcourse, large hands of a message therapist, too. lol
Have a wonderful day! Bye
Tee hee hee. Oh well. Speaking of guys (which this update has basically been about) this guy from Hi5 and I are talking on the phone. He seems kind of sweet, in an odd way. Don't get me wrong, I'm not divulging any serious information- simply superficial stuff (as in not telling him EVERY LITTLE THING about me. Hell- I don't even want to know every little thing about me). So he asks me out for last Friday night. Told me he knew this great little Italian place in the Village across from the mall...
You mean in that disgusting strip mall where coke deals go down? I think. Yeah, right. This guy's pathetic. But I found it interesting how he seemed to be trying so hard but showing so little, so I stupidly agreed. He was supposed to call Thursday and set up a time to meet, and he never called. Fortunately A called me and we set up a date of our own- just a girl's night out of food, shopping and a HILARIOUS movie.
Sidenote- GO SEE THE FORTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN. Very much worth the money to see it in the theatre, because it's too good to simply wait for it to hit Blockbuster and NetFlix. End Sidenote.
So yesterday he calls me while I'm at work (which is going WONDERFULLY!! I'll be sure to hit up the library with a PROPER update tomorrow and tell you all about it), and leaves a voicemail telling me he went out of town. The sad thing is he didn't bother to inform me he was going to cancel or at least give me a heads up. I'm not going to sit around and wait for some guy to call me. Fuck that. If you don't stick up to your end of the bargain and call when you said you would call- then don't fucking expect me to not do anything in hopes that you'll eventually show up. I'll simply go out and do something on my own- I have NO PROBLEM with doing that, buster.
In fact, I hope you read this. You yutz. Haha I don't know. Couldn't think of anything else to say. I'm sure he's not a Yutz, I just had to think of something to finish that thought. Didn't work out to my liking, I guess. Oh well.
OK time is up. Krys- if you read this, or if someone near Krys is reading this- tell her to call me!! I'm feeling a little shunned here, having called a couple of times and had no luck getting in touch with her. I hope she's doing ok. Getting kind of worried. TELL HER I LOVE MY PINGERIFFIC TINIEST COW!! And you have to tell her just like that. Otherwise she won't believe it's from me.
OK. Three minutes left. Gotta close everything and log out so no one steals my identity.
UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!