Reasons Why I Love Jason Segel (or, An Ode to Jason Segel in Ten Parts)
LJ cut for gifs/length of post/other shenanigans. SHARE THE SEGEL LOVE.
1. I don't need to see Bad Teacher to laugh at his antics (see: Jason fighting with his student about Lebron vs. Michael Jordan).
2. I don't need to watch How I Met Your Mother to appreciate how fucking funny he is in the blooper reel:
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4 5:14 - 5:54 is literally the moment I realized my deep love for Jason Segel, oh my god. "DO I LOOK NORMAL?"
Season 5 All I have to say about this one is "sturdy, childbearing crackers." LMAO.
3. He does the best impression of Andre the Giant.
4. The fart noises in this video alone would probably stop the heart of a five to forty-five year old human.
5. AND IF I SEE VAN HELSING, I SWEAR TO THE LORD I WILL SLAY HIM! AH-HA-HA-HA.
6. Jason and Neil singing "The Confrontation Song" is deeply amazing.
7. He voices Vector in Despicable Me. "CURSE YOU TINY TOILET!!"
8. He wrote and is starring in the new Muppets movie.
9.
HE HAS A WIZARD STICK!!! (Also, I don't think Gandalf calls it a Wizard Stick. Vlogbrothers reference, anyone, anyone?)
10. Poor, poor Peter. But damn fucking hilarious Jason Segel. "I'm not going!!!"
Jason thanks you for your time.
1. I don't need to see Bad Teacher to laugh at his antics (see: Jason fighting with his student about Lebron vs. Michael Jordan).
2. I don't need to watch How I Met Your Mother to appreciate how fucking funny he is in the blooper reel:
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4 5:14 - 5:54 is literally the moment I realized my deep love for Jason Segel, oh my god. "DO I LOOK NORMAL?"
Season 5 All I have to say about this one is "sturdy, childbearing crackers." LMAO.
3. He does the best impression of Andre the Giant.
4. The fart noises in this video alone would probably stop the heart of a five to forty-five year old human.
5. AND IF I SEE VAN HELSING, I SWEAR TO THE LORD I WILL SLAY HIM! AH-HA-HA-HA.
6. Jason and Neil singing "The Confrontation Song" is deeply amazing.
7. He voices Vector in Despicable Me. "CURSE YOU TINY TOILET!!"
8. He wrote and is starring in the new Muppets movie.
9.
HE HAS A WIZARD STICK!!! (Also, I don't think Gandalf calls it a Wizard Stick. Vlogbrothers reference, anyone, anyone?)
10. Poor, poor Peter. But damn fucking hilarious Jason Segel. "I'm not going!!!"
Jason thanks you for your time.