Spam! It's pink and it's oval, SPAM! It's made in Chernobyl! SPAM!

Sep 06, 2008 10:49

Spam e-mail subject of the day: Please bang me. this is not a joke.

Umm... no! Reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from Mallrats, though.

Brandi: Suitor Number Three, what would our first date be like?
Gil Hicks: Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
Brodie: That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own.

Reading through IMDB to get the exact quote made me realize how much I love that movie. Maybe I'll watch that today...

ETA: I stumped a music site by searching for the band Save Ferris. Very few results and none for "Spam" (which has provided the title of this post). So instead, I got some Foo Fighters music. "Everlong" is going to be my wedding song. It's not about a peeping tom/stalker like some other popular wedding songs (i.e. "Crash" by Dave Matthews Band or "I'll Be Watching You" by Sting).
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