[073] and i woke up to my alarm clock, it was a pop song and it was playin' loud

Jul 15, 2010 18:16

Because I had to. Just a bit. Non-edited and everything. XDDD

“A headache.”

“Yep~”

“You’re serious.”

“As pie.”

Qq shook her head, “This can’t be happening.” she paced up and down the row of desks, looking as if she was considering punching something. “Tell me it wasn’t a headache, Squints.”

The tech simply shrugged, “It was a fucking headache. Exciting, eh?”

Bolmoo wasn’t any more help. The sidekick actually thought it was something amazing. “On the night before her nineteenth birthday! She was just sittin’ there, on her computer and- BAM!”

Qq jumped at the sudden yell, pausing only for a moment to curl her hand into a proper fist before smacking the girl across the face.

“OW- hey! What was that for?? I was telling a story, man!” to be sure, Bolmoo put a little distance between her and Qq, who wasn’t making a very good damsel at all. “Anyway- BAM! A headache! And then, before she knew it, Facepal was born!”

Silence. A very unimpressed silence, flat faced and exasperated. Gradually, all eyes slid over to the girl in question, who had been listening quietly from atop her perch on the teacher’s desk. Qq gave her a look, as if waiting to be told the story was just a (very stupid) lie.

FacePal gave her a grin and a double thumbs up.

And that was all.

“YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.”

End (for now)

P.S. FacePal is a fail!superhero made up by swiggle , twigsss , chaosreigning and I on Plurk a couple of hours before swiggle's birthday. She plurked that she had a headache. And... things got out of hand... We suggested that she was a superhero (Super Cait!) and she tried to -facepalm- but missed the m (because of her nemesis, Keyboard!!!). Thus, FacePal was born. She fights in the name of spam (of course, as the brainchild of the creators ofCafe Akatsuki, what else would she be fighting for?) and to spread spam all over the world.

Characters:

FacePal: The heroine
Bolmoo: The sidekick
Squints: The Asian weapon and gadget technician
Qq: The (not so distressed) damsel in distress. Who is really badass.

facepal, caitlyn, emily

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