For the lulz.
This is on file for the next time I'm having a shitty day and need to laugh ridiculously long at something completely immature.
As usual, our family rapist was a stormy disaster. Mom packed sperm sandwiches and abortion salad, and dad brought a volleyball and a dildo. Once we got to eyeball grounds, my brother started shooting me with a water parking lot. But when I screamed, "FISTING!!!" my mom just got mad and said "You just calm down, young online dating." Dad was having trouble setting up the paul net, so I offered to help, but he shouted at the top of his storm troopers, "JUST STAY OUT OF THE RIMJOB!" Then I went to give an anus to my mom. "About time someone offered to help," she said painfully, and then rolled her nipples. I spent the rest of the day eating mom's anal beads, which has become unwilling in the sun, and watching dad fight with the fag. I wish we could be like normal terrorists and spend weekends watching reruns on the bitch.
As usual, our family rapist was a stormy disaster. Mom packed sperm sandwiches and abortion salad, and dad brought a volleyball and a dildo. Once we got to eyeball grounds, my brother started shooting me with a water parking lot. But when I screamed, "FISTING!!!" my mom just got mad and said "You just calm down, young online dating." Dad was having trouble setting up the paul net, so I offered to help, but he shouted at the top of his storm troopers, "JUST STAY OUT OF THE RIMJOB!" Then I went to give an anus to my mom. "About time someone offered to help," she said painfully, and then rolled her nipples. I spent the rest of the day eating mom's anal beads, which has become unwilling in the sun, and watching dad fight with the fag. I wish we could be like normal terrorists and spend weekends watching reruns on the bitch.