Day From Hell
Today.... has been a shitty day indeed. Allow me to proceed in bullets the way my day has progressed and why it sucked.
1.) I woke up at about 8 am and had to pee, but I didn't want to pee because I was fucking sleeping. Damn it.
2.) Woke up again at 10 am when Jarod got up to go to work. Suck. Soon after he alerted me that there was no water. It had been cut off. Double Suck. My neighbors are renovating their unit which includes plumbing and apparently something that deals with pounding, will get to that later. They decided to not tell anyone else in the building they were gonna cut off ALL of our water (about 20 people in all) from 8 am until almost 2 pm. Douche. I thus could not shower and brushed my teeth with Dasani and gave Bailey her own bottle so she actually had something to drink. This is illegal by the way because unless it is an emergency, you can't cut someone's water off without 24 hours notice. I could sue, but I'm lazy. Triple suck. Also there pounding is so hard it knocks a few things off my walls including a family heirloom that thence cracks. Asswipes. So of course I called the management company and bitched and literally yelled for about 10 minutes.
3.) I get dressed a bit later and head out to work around noon o'clock. I get the shittiest most nagging and cheap tables ever. Coupons and snide comments abound. Made about $20. It happens. Get out about 3ish and I have class at 3:50 but I'm scheduled to come back at 4 pm. Mother fuckers. I tell my boss I am just gonna have to come back as soon as I can after class and he makes a bitchy comment at me. Whatev. At least he didn't fire me.
4.) Jarod and I run to Freebirds, they have combo meals there now. KickASS!! But the chicken was dry and I couldn't really taste much of my sour cream or garlic. Sadness. And I cut my finger on the tin foil. Ouchee.
5.) Go to school (KINES 198 Volleyball) and get hit by a ball in my very full stomach almost the second I walk through the door. Vomit. BLAHHHHH!! Almost anyway. My team sucks and it makes me sad as we loose almost every game. Booooo. I hate people who think they can play and then suck it up.
6.) Class ends ad I go outside to wait for Jarod to pick me up. A million hours pass by and a couple of slug-bugs and maybe one or two Hummers (if you know us, you will get this reference) and Jarod still has not shown up but his friend Beau does and he's all like, yo, sam, gets in da car. Yo bay be broke fo sho cuz der be a wreck that got all up on his grillz ya see. I waz all like WhhAAttt, fo? So not legit. I get in Beau's truck and we go to AggieLand outfitters where Jarod and the chick that ran into him are. Apparently he was sitting in a turn only lane when some bitch comes and side-swipes him going the opposite direction. She turned out to be quite the whorish bitch pulling a lot of random crap like calling the cops and saying he was gonna flee the sight and how she thought he had a gun and shit. But here's the most suckish part...... when the bitch hit him, he was driving MY car. (Kelsey please don't tell mom, I haven't told the parentals yet).
7.) Forgot to mention this before. When we walked out of work this afternoon, we saw Jarod had a flat tire so he'd have to come back and change it later. Therefore we took my car and he used it to take me to school in the afternoon since I had so little time to eat and get ready for school.
8.) I get to work again at 6, was supposed to be there at 4. Shit Salad. Get a few words from the boss man and am on my merry fucking way. Mind you my boss has also canned a bunch of people in the last three days.
9.) Got a bunch of coupons at dinner and big tables with checks split up to 14 bajillion ways. But these two people want to split the queso and these three people want to split the dessert and this person over here wants to pay for that chicks margarita. Ugh. Oooo~bnoxiou~s.
10.) Met Jarod at Chili's after work and got an 1800 Chambord Margarita and chilled, ate some salad and a bit of a burger. Wait the Chili's part of the day wasn't bad. Nevermind, my bad. I got tipsy off one margarita. Figures, but double awesome.
Ways today was aight, starting at 10 pm.........
1.) 1800 Chambord margarita.
2.) My buzz.
3.) Falling over the back of my couch caused by #2.
4.) My dog is fuzzy.
5.) I have a new boyfriend, his name is Mongo the Bongo.
6.) I have a penis when I'm high. Thank you Mongo, a job well done once again my fair friend. Tither thee well.
7.) See #4
8.) I am fuzzy.
9.) We are fuzzy together.
10.) When I .... nevermind
back to the suck list....
11.) Bailey just bit me cuz she was mad I took away her Bobo. Now she's mad at me. Bitch.
12.) Bailey just ate my cheese.............................. Uber bitch.
13.) Mondo bitch.
14.) Jarod is a stinky poo head who watches me type like a voyeuristic piece of drizzle poo. Yes you. Poo head. You need a shower, you stink like poo... or Bailey you choose. No I don't want you. I don't like you. Go be stinky. Yes I'm almost done. You're making her go crazy, she thinks she's gettin a treat.
Today sucked.
1.) I woke up at about 8 am and had to pee, but I didn't want to pee because I was fucking sleeping. Damn it.
2.) Woke up again at 10 am when Jarod got up to go to work. Suck. Soon after he alerted me that there was no water. It had been cut off. Double Suck. My neighbors are renovating their unit which includes plumbing and apparently something that deals with pounding, will get to that later. They decided to not tell anyone else in the building they were gonna cut off ALL of our water (about 20 people in all) from 8 am until almost 2 pm. Douche. I thus could not shower and brushed my teeth with Dasani and gave Bailey her own bottle so she actually had something to drink. This is illegal by the way because unless it is an emergency, you can't cut someone's water off without 24 hours notice. I could sue, but I'm lazy. Triple suck. Also there pounding is so hard it knocks a few things off my walls including a family heirloom that thence cracks. Asswipes. So of course I called the management company and bitched and literally yelled for about 10 minutes.
3.) I get dressed a bit later and head out to work around noon o'clock. I get the shittiest most nagging and cheap tables ever. Coupons and snide comments abound. Made about $20. It happens. Get out about 3ish and I have class at 3:50 but I'm scheduled to come back at 4 pm. Mother fuckers. I tell my boss I am just gonna have to come back as soon as I can after class and he makes a bitchy comment at me. Whatev. At least he didn't fire me.
4.) Jarod and I run to Freebirds, they have combo meals there now. KickASS!! But the chicken was dry and I couldn't really taste much of my sour cream or garlic. Sadness. And I cut my finger on the tin foil. Ouchee.
5.) Go to school (KINES 198 Volleyball) and get hit by a ball in my very full stomach almost the second I walk through the door. Vomit. BLAHHHHH!! Almost anyway. My team sucks and it makes me sad as we loose almost every game. Booooo. I hate people who think they can play and then suck it up.
6.) Class ends ad I go outside to wait for Jarod to pick me up. A million hours pass by and a couple of slug-bugs and maybe one or two Hummers (if you know us, you will get this reference) and Jarod still has not shown up but his friend Beau does and he's all like, yo, sam, gets in da car. Yo bay be broke fo sho cuz der be a wreck that got all up on his grillz ya see. I waz all like WhhAAttt, fo? So not legit. I get in Beau's truck and we go to AggieLand outfitters where Jarod and the chick that ran into him are. Apparently he was sitting in a turn only lane when some bitch comes and side-swipes him going the opposite direction. She turned out to be quite the whorish bitch pulling a lot of random crap like calling the cops and saying he was gonna flee the sight and how she thought he had a gun and shit. But here's the most suckish part...... when the bitch hit him, he was driving MY car. (Kelsey please don't tell mom, I haven't told the parentals yet).
7.) Forgot to mention this before. When we walked out of work this afternoon, we saw Jarod had a flat tire so he'd have to come back and change it later. Therefore we took my car and he used it to take me to school in the afternoon since I had so little time to eat and get ready for school.
8.) I get to work again at 6, was supposed to be there at 4. Shit Salad. Get a few words from the boss man and am on my merry fucking way. Mind you my boss has also canned a bunch of people in the last three days.
9.) Got a bunch of coupons at dinner and big tables with checks split up to 14 bajillion ways. But these two people want to split the queso and these three people want to split the dessert and this person over here wants to pay for that chicks margarita. Ugh. Oooo~bnoxiou~s.
10.) Met Jarod at Chili's after work and got an 1800 Chambord Margarita and chilled, ate some salad and a bit of a burger. Wait the Chili's part of the day wasn't bad. Nevermind, my bad. I got tipsy off one margarita. Figures, but double awesome.
Ways today was aight, starting at 10 pm.........
1.) 1800 Chambord margarita.
2.) My buzz.
3.) Falling over the back of my couch caused by #2.
4.) My dog is fuzzy.
5.) I have a new boyfriend, his name is Mongo the Bongo.
6.) I have a penis when I'm high. Thank you Mongo, a job well done once again my fair friend. Tither thee well.
7.) See #4
8.) I am fuzzy.
9.) We are fuzzy together.
10.) When I .... nevermind
back to the suck list....
11.) Bailey just bit me cuz she was mad I took away her Bobo. Now she's mad at me. Bitch.
12.) Bailey just ate my cheese.............................. Uber bitch.
13.) Mondo bitch.
14.) Jarod is a stinky poo head who watches me type like a voyeuristic piece of drizzle poo. Yes you. Poo head. You need a shower, you stink like poo... or Bailey you choose. No I don't want you. I don't like you. Go be stinky. Yes I'm almost done. You're making her go crazy, she thinks she's gettin a treat.
Today sucked.