(no subject)

Apr 29, 2005 23:11

haaaaahahaa i hav to tell the Sexy Bugger story

ok basically there is this odd boy in my class called freddie. he has been 'in love' with my best friend for like 2years now. he is such a weirdo. he like swaps their blazers n wears hers all day and pretends not to notice. he really is WIERD. anyways it started goin round that he fancied me now -_- (poor boy must be on crack) anyways me lottie (one he was in love with) and kate were waiting for weezy outside her classroom. freddie walked past n lotti shouted really loud HI FREDDIE. he turned round n i felt rude so waved. kate jus stood there -_-

lottie goes "why didnt you say hi?" in this little innocent curious voi"ce i was like "i did i waved "she was like o"h you should been like Hey Sexy n she did this pretend seductive look. "i was like hell yeh cos is seeeeeeeeeexy." (i think kate thought i was bein serious)

anyways then we laughed n it was just quite for like a fews minute. then lottie suddenly comes out with (in this really seductive n im tryin to turn u on voice) "You SEXY bugger"
seein as she was lkin straight at kate we were like Lottie?? summin you wanna shaaare? she was like "i was doin an impression of what you shoulda said to freddie" i was like "we finished that convo ages ago."

then we had athletics n we had to do 800m . i did my run before lotties n so i was sittin by the side shoutin as ppl ran past n makin daisy chains that fell apart.

as lottie ran past i shouted GO ON YOU SEXY BUGGER. she slapped her bum really obviously like on the Asda adverts and ran off.

i was rollin about laughin. i wanted an exucse to roll about on the grass ;)

however... our games teachers are all known lesbians except for one straight one who is leaving. i think the old one was a little aroused :o ;)

p.s. party tomo !!! no idea who's havin it.. all i know is she's called naomi n there will alotta free drink n no parents. im surprised im allowed to go. then again my parents think its a girl ive met quite a few times who invited me herself its for people she knows only and her parents will be in the other room.

hmmm.. thats cos i told them that XD
Previous post Next post
Up