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Feb 04, 2006 04:10

I used to think it was cool to hate the snowbirds...when I was 17.

But now that I'm a tax paying adult -- as much as I hate it when I'm behind a land yacht with Quebec plates meandering between lanes -- I have to remind myself that ...

amusing online quote i happened upon from various online community sources:
-"2nd: No welfare check or meth either, you drop of dripping buttcrack sweat." -- yeah, what a diss.

Due to the possible threat of terrorists using the unfortunate events of the Bed Bath and Beyond roof collapse to harm Americans, I am offering my rain gutter cleaning services for a special price. The Department of Security has just issued a terrorist warning. They have intercepted messages which reveal terrorist plans which include the sabotaging of public buildings so the roofs will collapse under heavy rains.

If you own a business, you should consider the possiblity of lawsuits in the unfortunate event that your roof were to collapse and your customers be killed.
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