Passport
I went to the Post Office and applied for my passport today. I brought everything I needed including the passport pictures I had taken two summers ago when I thought I was going to Italy (never wound up going). The dude refused my pictures. He said they were too washed out, but he could give me a form to get a refund and we could take new pictures now. I agreed to the new pictures but told him that I took those pictures quite awhile ago and probably couldn't get a refund. He said that he thinks I could, and how long ago did I get them? O, more than a month... He said that wasn't a problem and he started pulling out a form. I said, "and by more than a month, I mean over two years." And that was the end of that. But I did get some killin passport photos with my new haircut!
Jonathan Contreras, after watching Great Expectations, looked at his program that said "Your Passport to Entertainment" and said, "Finally, I can stay in the country."
On Cash Cab, a man had to use a shoutout to answer the question "What was the pig's name in Charlotte's Web?" He called his ex-wife. She gave him the answer: Horatio. Foolish foolish man. She's already sleeping with her coworker and bridge buddy. She has no time for your shenanigans, whether or not it concerns famous childhood heroes like pigs and bugs, bitchy princes of Denmark and company, and especially her own child's father. Bitch.
Nobody loves you when you're down and out.
But when you get back on your feet again, everybody wants to be your long lost friend.
Jonathan Contreras, after watching Great Expectations, looked at his program that said "Your Passport to Entertainment" and said, "Finally, I can stay in the country."
On Cash Cab, a man had to use a shoutout to answer the question "What was the pig's name in Charlotte's Web?" He called his ex-wife. She gave him the answer: Horatio. Foolish foolish man. She's already sleeping with her coworker and bridge buddy. She has no time for your shenanigans, whether or not it concerns famous childhood heroes like pigs and bugs, bitchy princes of Denmark and company, and especially her own child's father. Bitch.
Nobody loves you when you're down and out.
But when you get back on your feet again, everybody wants to be your long lost friend.