The second-most exciting conversation I've had tonight.
Me: hello?
Weird MySpace PornBot: hey who's this?
Me: Spooky J
Me: no, just kidding.
: OH you got my friend thingy on MS?
Me: uh. yes.
Me: both of them.
WMSPB: listen hun..I'm just about to start my webcam show with Jessi...its easier for me to chat ya in my chat room if u wanna log in? can u cum watch and chat me there?
Me: not really.
WMSPB: you can be one of my VIP guests if you promise not to tell anyone u have VIP status? do u promise?...
Me: I don't think so.
Me: I am a little curious. Just how botlike are you?
Me: Like: do you ever take your comu-synapses and make them jump at people unexpectedly.
Me: do you get all hot and heavy whn people keep talking to you after you've thrown your ad out there?
Me: and then misspell things chronically?
WMSPB: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u gotta login with a credit card to prove u are 18! Once you login, just tell me your username and I'll make it a VIP memberhsip (like I do for my friends). ONLY if you promise not to mention in the chatroom that you have VIP.. I can get in trouble http://blogs.webcams.com/monicagirl
Me: right. well, I don't use credit cards.
Me: so that poses a significant obstacle.
Me: if you really loved me, you'd let me in for free.
Me: or at least check my profile so you didn't send the add request to some 15-year-old
Me: which I am not.
WMSPB: please don't mention i am upgrading you once you are in my chatroom ok?..promise?..i only do it for my best friends lol
Me: it's a hell of a lot better than some of the other porn-ad adds I've gotten in the last ten minutes.
Me: am I using words your text parser does not understand?
Me: am I using words YOu don't understand?
Me: some of the MySpace porn hackers just redirect you once you click on their profile link. you should use that. way upgrade.
Me: for example, say, Aaliyah: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=85814321
Me: she's got the tech figured.
Me: and really starting to piss me off.
WMSPB: OH SHIT.. k I'm late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I'll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it's you.. remember SHHHH about u having VIP..
Me: ok fine.
WMSPB: Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://blogs.webcams.com/monicagirl - ONLY if you're over 18
Me: fuck off then.
WMSPB: Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://blogs.webcams.com/monicagirl - ONLY if you're over 18
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DIE!
WMSPB: Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://blogs.webcams.com/monicagirl - ONLY if you're over 18
Me: *sigh*
WMSPB: Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://blogs.webcams.com/monicagirl - ONLY if you're over 18
Weird MySpace PornBot: hey who's this?
Me: Spooky J
Me: no, just kidding.
: OH you got my friend thingy on MS?
Me: uh. yes.
Me: both of them.
WMSPB: listen hun..I'm just about to start my webcam show with Jessi...its easier for me to chat ya in my chat room if u wanna log in? can u cum watch and chat me there?
Me: not really.
WMSPB: you can be one of my VIP guests if you promise not to tell anyone u have VIP status? do u promise?...
Me: I don't think so.
Me: I am a little curious. Just how botlike are you?
Me: Like: do you ever take your comu-synapses and make them jump at people unexpectedly.
Me: do you get all hot and heavy whn people keep talking to you after you've thrown your ad out there?
Me: and then misspell things chronically?
WMSPB: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u gotta login with a credit card to prove u are 18! Once you login, just tell me your username and I'll make it a VIP memberhsip (like I do for my friends). ONLY if you promise not to mention in the chatroom that you have VIP.. I can get in trouble http://blogs.webcams.com/monicagirl
Me: right. well, I don't use credit cards.
Me: so that poses a significant obstacle.
Me: if you really loved me, you'd let me in for free.
Me: or at least check my profile so you didn't send the add request to some 15-year-old
Me: which I am not.
WMSPB: please don't mention i am upgrading you once you are in my chatroom ok?..promise?..i only do it for my best friends lol
Me: it's a hell of a lot better than some of the other porn-ad adds I've gotten in the last ten minutes.
Me: am I using words your text parser does not understand?
Me: am I using words YOu don't understand?
Me: some of the MySpace porn hackers just redirect you once you click on their profile link. you should use that. way upgrade.
Me: for example, say, Aaliyah: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=85814321
Me: she's got the tech figured.
Me: and really starting to piss me off.
WMSPB: OH SHIT.. k I'm late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I'll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it's you.. remember SHHHH about u having VIP..
Me: ok fine.
WMSPB: Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://blogs.webcams.com/monicagirl - ONLY if you're over 18
Me: fuck off then.
WMSPB: Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://blogs.webcams.com/monicagirl - ONLY if you're over 18
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DIE!
WMSPB: Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://blogs.webcams.com/monicagirl - ONLY if you're over 18
Me: *sigh*
WMSPB: Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://blogs.webcams.com/monicagirl - ONLY if you're over 18