math not meth

[popgem]

this is my friend's equation, and its pretty damn good. hahahaha.

so they say that to woo a woman you need money and time, so
WOMAN= MONEY X TIME

and they say "time is money", so
TIME=MONEY
& therefore
WOMAN= MONEY x MONEY
= (MONEY)2

and they say that "money is the root of all evil", so
MONEY= |----------
            \| problems

(that was spsd t be a square root sign btw)

so by that logic, then

WOMAN= |--------------   |--------------
             \|problems x    \|problems

= PROBLEMS

hahaha, oh well. 99 problems but a bitch aint one.